The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 52

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What sort of book does Katherine read? TV Fanatic fan "Laurie" knows, which is why her simple entry - posted underneath the photo below - has been chosen as this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest winner.

Thanks so very much to all who participated, and don't feel badly if you didn't come out on top.

There's always next week!

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Katherine (thinking): Edward is so hot when he sparkles! If only Stefan did... Damon (thinking): gosh, I wish I sparkled.. except I wouldn't have spray on abs


Katherine: I dont even remember some of these guys I slept with
Damon: Hmm..
Katherine:What?! I remembered stefan..
Damon:Did you remember me?
Katherine: No.. but I did remember.. Chuck Bass
Damon: Me too!


Elena: Dear Diary,
Mood: Apathetic.
My life is spiraling downward.
I couldn't get enough money to go to the
Blood Red Romance and Suffocate me dry concert.
It sucks 'cause they play some of my favorite songs
like "Stab My Heart Because I Love You" and
"Rip Apart My Soul" and of course,
"Stabby Rip Stab Stab".
And it doesn't help that I couldn't
get my hair to do that flippy thing either.
Like that guy from that band can do.
I don't know diary,
sometimes I think you're the only one that gets me,
you're my best friend...
I feel like tacos... Damon: Who's diary is that?
Elena: yours, stupid

Rhianna speranzo

Damon: Did you find out who A is yet?
Katherine: Nope not yet, hand me the next book.

Rhianna speranzo

Damon: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Katherine: What a stupid lamb.
Damon: What a sick, masochistic lion--We got to put these twilight books down.


Damon (thinking): Wow, I'm so happy Katherine is actually helping us. She's so focused on getting the information from those diaries, it's so nice of her!
Katherine (reading Stefan's diary): Oh my, so Stefan and Elena..Oh my, someone likes to get kinky!


Damon: Damn! This book has no information on how to get past vervain to read minds! I need to know what Elena's thinking!
Katherine: Oh, honey. You're pretty, you don't need to be smart.
Damon: Oh... I love you're optimism!


Katherine (thinking) : whoops, better not tell damon that at the end of the book elena ends up with stefan...


Katherine: 3 peppers, 1 clove of garlic... that rules that recipe out


katherine: damn it! why'd the microwave stop working!
damon: well that's what cook-books are for. cant live on frozen food forever.
katherine(thinking):wait a minute..
damon: we're having elena for dinner
katherine smiles* great
damon:wait. that's not what i meant!

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.