The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 52 Comments (Page 2)
97 Comments
avah
March 23rd, 2011 11:43 PM
Katherine (thinking): Edward is so hot when he sparkles! If only Stefan did...
Damon (thinking): gosh, I wish I sparkled.. except I wouldn't have spray on abs
twanz
March 23rd, 2011 11:30 PM
Katherine: I dont even remember some of these guys I slept with
Damon: Hmm..
Katherine:What?! I remembered stefan..
Damon:Did you remember me?
Katherine: No.. but I did remember.. Chuck Bass
Damon: Me too!
Elena: Dear Diary,
Mood: Apathetic.
My life is spiraling downward.
I couldn't get enough money to go to the
Blood Red Romance and Suffocate me dry concert.
It sucks 'cause they play some of my favorite songs
like "Stab My Heart Because I Love You" and
"Rip Apart My Soul" and of course,
"Stabby Rip Stab Stab".
And it doesn't help that I couldn't
get my hair to do that flippy thing either.
Like that guy from that band can do.
I don't know diary,
sometimes I think you're the only one that gets me,
you're my best friend...
I feel like tacos...
Damon: Who's diary is that?
Elena: yours, stupid
RhiniedaGenie Rank: Guest Star
March 23rd, 2011 6:11 PM
Damon: Did you find out who A is yet?
Katherine: Nope not yet, hand me the next book.
RhiniedaGenie Rank: Guest Star
March 23rd, 2011 6:10 PM
Damon: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Katherine: What a stupid lamb.
Damon: What a sick, masochistic lion--We got to put these twilight books down.
Deedee
March 22nd, 2011 10:09 PM
Damon (thinking): Wow, I'm so happy Katherine is actually helping us. She's so focused on getting the information from those diaries, it's so nice of her!
Katherine (reading Stefan's diary): Oh my, so Stefan and Elena..Oh my, someone likes to get kinky!
Damon: Damn! This book has no information on how to get past vervain to read minds! I need to know what Elena's thinking!
Katherine: Oh, honey. You're pretty, you don't need to be smart.
Damon: Oh... I love you're optimism!
avah
March 22nd, 2011 5:13 PM
Katherine (thinking) : whoops, better not tell damon that at the end of the book elena ends up with stefan...
fayeolivia Rank: Guest Star
March 22nd, 2011 2:12 PM
Katherine: 3 peppers, 1 clove of garlic... that rules that recipe out
TVDobsessesd
March 22nd, 2011 8:36 AM
katherine: damn it! why'd the microwave stop working!
damon: well that's what cook-books are for. cant live on frozen food forever.
katherine(thinking):wait a minute..
damon: we're having elena for dinner
katherine smiles* great
damon:wait. that's not what i meant!
Aurora
March 22nd, 2011 2:33 AM
Katherine: He's gonna propose!
Damon: ...what?
Katherine: The Chief! Ellis Grey wrote that he was going to leave Adele and get down on one knee and propose but I don't think he ever did!
tvdobsessed
March 22nd, 2011 1:22 AM
katherine: damn it! why'd the microwave stop working!
damon: well that's what cook-books are for. cant live on frozen food forever.
katherine(thinking):wait a minute..
damon:yaaa, i forgot to tell you, we're cooking dinner for elena.
katherine: great (thinking) now where did i put that bottle of poison?
Damon: I've been reading this thing for seven hours straight and still...nothing.
Katherine: Keep trying, hon. It isn't called "How to Brood Like Stefan Salvatore" for nothing.
TVD fan
March 21st, 2011 2:47 PM
Katherine: I love this L. J. Smith's book, but that Katherine is such a bitch!Heeeey... Wait a minute...
Glitterous
March 21st, 2011 12:52 PM
Katherine: And so then at the prom, they drop buckets of blood on her to embarrass her-
Damon: I thought Carrie was a horror novel, not erotic literature!
Nina(thinking):Lucky Ian , the camera is not on you.I have to be so serious and pretend to read this dusty installation guide of a washer machine...Who has this on him???????
Kathrine (thinking) : I used to be sooooooooo fun when i came back.But they locked me up half of season in that tumb ,now i have to read borring stuff and i have to pretend i want to help Elena!It's "year of the Kat" , remember? Think , Katherine , think!
Elana: damon you were so evil Damon: well duh, i am a vampire. Elana:I want him so bad [to herself] Damon: I just want to bite her and make her mine, damn stephan always ruining my fun.
null
March 20th, 2011 8:23 PM
katherine: where is klaus? you, stefan, mason, elijah, jonathan you become all sooo boring, i need another blood type
damon: why not try the tyler? oh no, he's still a puppy...
null
March 20th, 2011 8:20 PM
damon: so you're still musing how come william chose kate over you???
katherine: i dont care... he doesnt have much blood in him anyways
Gaby EE Rank: Recurring Character
March 20th, 2011 8:19 PM
Katherine: "Gosh, these Gilbert journals are so boring. You wanna play with me Damon?"
Damon: "How can I play with you if... Forget it, it's not fun anymore. And you're not Elena."
nenita alviar
March 20th, 2011 8:17 PM
Katherine: damon in here says in the 1900's you're family chose to change your last name to cullens... where as mine became swan in the 1980's...
Damon What the!!!
"Dear diary, its been a few days since i borrowed her blue dress. I hope she didnt mind as i snuck it out of her closet while she was sleeping, man does it bring the color of my eyes out! Well, i better go diary, i have two other toes that need to be painted! Sincerely yours, damon!"
*HS*
March 20th, 2011 5:10 PM
Elena: The Joy of Sex, first edition. Great to know what Damon was reading a few decades ago...
Damon: She's strong and crafty and you'll die. Elena: At least I'll die trying.
March 23rd, 2011 11:43 PM
Katherine (thinking): Edward is so hot when he sparkles! If only Stefan did...
Damon (thinking): gosh, I wish I sparkled.. except I wouldn't have spray on abs
March 23rd, 2011 11:30 PM
Katherine: I dont even remember some of these guys I slept with
Damon: Hmm..
Katherine:What?! I remembered stefan..
Damon:Did you remember me?
Katherine: No.. but I did remember.. Chuck Bass
Damon: Me too!
Rank: Extra
March 23rd, 2011 7:27 PM
Elena: Dear Diary,
Mood: Apathetic.
My life is spiraling downward.
I couldn't get enough money to go to the
Blood Red Romance and Suffocate me dry concert.
It sucks 'cause they play some of my favorite songs
like "Stab My Heart Because I Love You" and
"Rip Apart My Soul" and of course,
"Stabby Rip Stab Stab".
And it doesn't help that I couldn't
get my hair to do that flippy thing either.
Like that guy from that band can do.
I don't know diary,
sometimes I think you're the only one that gets me,
you're my best friend...
I feel like tacos...
Damon: Who's diary is that?
Elena: yours, stupid
Rank: Guest Star
March 23rd, 2011 6:11 PM
Damon: Did you find out who A is yet?
Katherine: Nope not yet, hand me the next book.
Rank: Guest Star
March 23rd, 2011 6:10 PM
Damon: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Katherine: What a stupid lamb.
Damon: What a sick, masochistic lion--We got to put these twilight books down.
March 22nd, 2011 10:09 PM
Damon (thinking): Wow, I'm so happy Katherine is actually helping us. She's so focused on getting the information from those diaries, it's so nice of her!
Katherine (reading Stefan's diary): Oh my, so Stefan and Elena..Oh my, someone likes to get kinky!
Rank: New User
March 22nd, 2011 7:57 PM
Damon: Damn! This book has no information on how to get past vervain to read minds! I need to know what Elena's thinking!
Katherine: Oh, honey. You're pretty, you don't need to be smart.
Damon: Oh... I love you're optimism!
March 22nd, 2011 5:13 PM
Katherine (thinking) : whoops, better not tell damon that at the end of the book elena ends up with stefan...
Rank: Guest Star
March 22nd, 2011 2:12 PM
Katherine: 3 peppers, 1 clove of garlic... that rules that recipe out
March 22nd, 2011 8:36 AM
katherine: damn it! why'd the microwave stop working!
damon: well that's what cook-books are for. cant live on frozen food forever.
katherine(thinking):wait a minute..
damon: we're having elena for dinner
katherine smiles* great
damon:wait. that's not what i meant!
March 22nd, 2011 2:33 AM
Katherine: He's gonna propose!
Damon: ...what?
Katherine: The Chief! Ellis Grey wrote that he was going to leave Adele and get down on one knee and propose but I don't think he ever did!
March 22nd, 2011 1:22 AM
katherine: damn it! why'd the microwave stop working!
damon: well that's what cook-books are for. cant live on frozen food forever.
katherine(thinking):wait a minute..
damon:yaaa, i forgot to tell you, we're cooking dinner for elena.
katherine: great (thinking) now where did i put that bottle of poison?
Rank: Recurring Character
March 21st, 2011 7:00 PM
Damon: I've been reading this thing for seven hours straight and still...nothing.
Katherine: Keep trying, hon. It isn't called "How to Brood Like Stefan Salvatore" for nothing.
March 21st, 2011 2:47 PM
Katherine: I love this L. J. Smith's book, but that Katherine is such a bitch!Heeeey... Wait a minute...
March 21st, 2011 12:52 PM
Katherine: And so then at the prom, they drop buckets of blood on her to embarrass her-
Damon: I thought Carrie was a horror novel, not erotic literature!
Rank: Extra
March 21st, 2011 11:52 AM
Nina(thinking):Lucky Ian , the camera is not on you.I have to be so serious and pretend to read this dusty installation guide of a washer machine...Who has this on him???????
Rank: Extra
March 21st, 2011 11:34 AM
Kathrine (thinking) : I used to be sooooooooo fun when i came back.But they locked me up half of season in that tumb ,now i have to read borring stuff and i have to pretend i want to help Elena!It's "year of the Kat" , remember? Think , Katherine , think!
Rank: New User
March 21st, 2011 3:02 AM
damon & elena are both looking for hope & love !.
Rank: Extra
March 20th, 2011 8:24 PM
Elana: damon you were so evil Damon: well duh, i am a vampire. Elana:I want him so bad [to herself] Damon: I just want to bite her and make her mine, damn stephan always ruining my fun.
March 20th, 2011 8:23 PM
katherine: where is klaus? you, stefan, mason, elijah, jonathan you become all sooo boring, i need another blood type
damon: why not try the tyler? oh no, he's still a puppy...
March 20th, 2011 8:20 PM
damon: so you're still musing how come william chose kate over you???
katherine: i dont care... he doesnt have much blood in him anyways
Rank: Recurring Character
March 20th, 2011 8:19 PM
Katherine: "Gosh, these Gilbert journals are so boring. You wanna play with me Damon?"
Damon: "How can I play with you if... Forget it, it's not fun anymore. And you're not Elena."
March 20th, 2011 8:17 PM
Katherine: damon in here says in the 1900's you're family chose to change your last name to cullens... where as mine became swan in the 1980's...
Damon What the!!!
Rank: New User
March 20th, 2011 6:58 PM
"Dear diary, its been a few days since i borrowed her blue dress. I hope she didnt mind as i snuck it out of her closet while she was sleeping, man does it bring the color of my eyes out! Well, i better go diary, i have two other toes that need to be painted! Sincerely yours, damon!"
March 20th, 2011 5:10 PM
Elena: The Joy of Sex, first edition. Great to know what Damon was reading a few decades ago...