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"Graduation"

Thu, May 16

The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 52 Comments (Page 2)

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  1. avah

    Katherine (thinking): Edward is so hot when he sparkles! If only Stefan did...

    Damon (thinking): gosh, I wish I sparkled.. except I wouldn't have spray on abs

  2. twanz

    Katherine: I dont even remember some of these guys I slept with
    Damon: Hmm..
    Katherine:What?! I remembered stefan..
    Damon:Did you remember me?
    Katherine: No.. but I did remember.. Chuck Bass
    Damon: Me too!

  3. Mallorie Rondeau Mallorie Rondeau
    Rank: Extra

    Elena: Dear Diary,
    Mood: Apathetic.
    My life is spiraling downward.
    I couldn't get enough money to go to the
    Blood Red Romance and Suffocate me dry concert.
    It sucks 'cause they play some of my favorite songs
    like "Stab My Heart Because I Love You" and
    "Rip Apart My Soul" and of course,
    "Stabby Rip Stab Stab".
    And it doesn't help that I couldn't
    get my hair to do that flippy thing either.
    Like that guy from that band can do.
    I don't know diary,
    sometimes I think you're the only one that gets me,
    you're my best friend...
    I feel like tacos...

    Damon: Who's diary is that?
    Elena: yours, stupid

  4. RhiniedaGenie
    Rank: Guest Star

    Damon: Did you find out who A is yet?
    Katherine: Nope not yet, hand me the next book.

  5. RhiniedaGenie
    Rank: Guest Star

    Damon: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
    Katherine: What a stupid lamb.
    Damon: What a sick, masochistic lion--We got to put these twilight books down.

  6. Deedee

    Damon (thinking): Wow, I'm so happy Katherine is actually helping us. She's so focused on getting the information from those diaries, it's so nice of her!
    Katherine (reading Stefan's diary): Oh my, so Stefan and Elena..Oh my, someone likes to get kinky!

  7. iDragOnMondays
    Rank: New User

    Damon: Damn! This book has no information on how to get past vervain to read minds! I need to know what Elena's thinking!
    Katherine: Oh, honey. You're pretty, you don't need to be smart.
    Damon: Oh... I love you're optimism!

  8. avah

    Katherine (thinking) : whoops, better not tell damon that at the end of the book elena ends up with stefan...

  9. fayeolivia
    Rank: Guest Star

    Katherine: 3 peppers, 1 clove of garlic... that rules that recipe out

  10. TVDobsessesd

    katherine: damn it! why'd the microwave stop working!
    damon: well that's what cook-books are for. cant live on frozen food forever.
    katherine(thinking):wait a minute..
    damon: we're having elena for dinner
    katherine smiles* great
    damon:wait. that's not what i meant!

  11. Aurora

    Katherine: He's gonna propose!
    Damon: ...what?
    Katherine: The Chief! Ellis Grey wrote that he was going to leave Adele and get down on one knee and propose but I don't think he ever did!

  12. tvdobsessed

    katherine: damn it! why'd the microwave stop working!
    damon: well that's what cook-books are for. cant live on frozen food forever.
    katherine(thinking):wait a minute..
    damon:yaaa, i forgot to tell you, we're cooking dinner for elena.
    katherine: great (thinking) now where did i put that bottle of poison?

  13. DamonElena (=liarsunited)
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Damon: I've been reading this thing for seven hours straight and still...nothing.
    Katherine: Keep trying, hon. It isn't called "How to Brood Like Stefan Salvatore" for nothing.

  14. TVD fan

    Katherine: I love this L. J. Smith's book, but that Katherine is such a bitch!Heeeey... Wait a minute...

  15. Glitterous

    Katherine: And so then at the prom, they drop buckets of blood on her to embarrass her-

    Damon: I thought Carrie was a horror novel, not erotic literature!

  16. aura
    Rank: Extra

    Nina(thinking):Lucky Ian , the camera is not on you.I have to be so serious and pretend to read this dusty installation guide of a washer machine...Who has this on him???????

  17. aura
    Rank: Extra

    Kathrine (thinking) : I used to be sooooooooo fun when i came back.But they locked me up half of season in that tumb ,now i have to read borring stuff and i have to pretend i want to help Elena!It's "year of the Kat" , remember? Think , Katherine , think!

  18. Lemor Aquarius Lemor Aquarius
    Rank: New User

    damon & elena are both looking for hope & love !.

  19. Chris Clem Chris Clem
    Rank: Extra

    Elana: damon you were so evil Damon: well duh, i am a vampire. Elana:I want him so bad [to herself] Damon: I just want to bite her and make her mine, damn stephan always ruining my fun.

  20. null

    katherine: where is klaus? you, stefan, mason, elijah, jonathan you become all sooo boring, i need another blood type
    damon: why not try the tyler? oh no, he's still a puppy...

  21. null

    damon: so you're still musing how come william chose kate over you???
    katherine: i dont care... he doesnt have much blood in him anyways

  22. Gaby EE
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Katherine: "Gosh, these Gilbert journals are so boring. You wanna play with me Damon?"
    Damon: "How can I play with you if... Forget it, it's not fun anymore. And you're not Elena."

  23. nenita alviar

    Katherine: damon in here says in the 1900's you're family chose to change your last name to cullens... where as mine became swan in the 1980's...
    Damon What the!!!

  24. Christiana Schiller Christiana Schiller
    Rank: New User

    "Dear diary, its been a few days since i borrowed her blue dress. I hope she didnt mind as i snuck it out of her closet while she was sleeping, man does it bring the color of my eyes out! Well, i better go diary, i have two other toes that need to be painted! Sincerely yours, damon!"

  25. *HS*

    Elena: The Joy of Sex, first edition. Great to know what Damon was reading a few decades ago...


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