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Katherine (thinking): Edward is so hot when he sparkles! If only Stefan did...

Damon (thinking): gosh, I wish I sparkled.. except I wouldn't have spray on abs

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Katherine: I dont even remember some of these guys I slept with
Damon: Hmm..
Katherine:What?! I remembered stefan..
Damon:Did you remember me?
Katherine: No.. but I did remember.. Chuck Bass
Damon: Me too!

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Elena: Dear Diary,
Mood: Apathetic.
My life is spiraling downward.
I couldn't get enough money to go to the
Blood Red Romance and Suffocate me dry concert.
It sucks 'cause they play some of my favorite songs
like "Stab My Heart Because I Love You" and
"Rip Apart My Soul" and of course,
"Stabby Rip Stab Stab".
And it doesn't help that I couldn't
get my hair to do that flippy thing either.
Like that guy from that band can do.
I don't know diary,
sometimes I think you're the only one that gets me,
you're my best friend...
I feel like tacos...

Damon: Who's diary is that?
Elena: yours, stupid

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Damon: Did you find out who A is yet?
Katherine: Nope not yet, hand me the next book.

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Damon: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Katherine: What a stupid lamb.
Damon: What a sick, masochistic lion--We got to put these twilight books down.

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Damon (thinking): Wow, I'm so happy Katherine is actually helping us. She's so focused on getting the information from those diaries, it's so nice of her!
Katherine (reading Stefan's diary): Oh my, so Stefan and Elena..Oh my, someone likes to get kinky!

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Damon: Damn! This book has no information on how to get past vervain to read minds! I need to know what Elena's thinking!
Katherine: Oh, honey. You're pretty, you don't need to be smart.
Damon: Oh... I love you're optimism!

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Katherine (thinking) : whoops, better not tell damon that at the end of the book elena ends up with stefan...

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Katherine: 3 peppers, 1 clove of garlic... that rules that recipe out

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katherine: damn it! why'd the microwave stop working!
damon: well that's what cook-books are for. cant live on frozen food forever.
katherine(thinking):wait a minute..
damon: we're having elena for dinner
katherine smiles* great
damon:wait. that's not what i meant!



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