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Serena: Mom, why does this cake say, "Chair Forever?"
Lily: Some fans dropped it off this morning. We didn't want to waste it!

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Rufus: The two people who eat the most cake between now and the commercial break gets one of the giant lolly pops behind the sofa. Now, because this is the Upper East Side you have to use your fork. On your mark.......get set.......

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Rufus: We're one big happy family
Chuck: yeah all thats missing is a stuffed raccoon
Serena: Jenny maybe a raccoon but she is not stuffed
Eric: By the way she looks she is almost extinct
Lily: well then, do raccoons eat cake?

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Rufus:lets sing a birthday's song
Eric n Serena:what?
Lily:...
Chuck:what's next? you want Eric to make a wish?
Rufus:how you know it?
Chuck:come on, cant it just finish on time? i have another 14 parties to attend

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Eric:you guys ordered a 'Winnie The Pooh's cake?
Lily:what's the problem?
Serena:we thought you like it
Eric:how many times i need to tell you, i want it as Mickey Mouse

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Lily: Serena you remind me more and more like snooki each day
Eric: Isn't she too tall?
Chuck: But there the same size down there..
Rufus: How could you say that?
Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass
Serena: Who's snooki?

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Photographer: Hold that pose, OK, 1,2,3... *click*
Serena: Oh finally! My arm and smile were almost going numb.
Lily: Don't worry darling, one day you'll hold fake smiles and body language for hours like your mother, it just takes practice.

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Gossip Girl: I can't decide on what's faker: the harmony between the members of this family or that cake .

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Photographer: OK, now everyone try holding your poses, Serena please put the fork down.
Serena: Why? Is it too hard to believe that I eat... sometimes?
Everyone: RIGHT SERENA...

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Photographer: OK, now everyone try holding your poses, Serena please put the fork down.
Serena: Why? Is it too hard to believe that I eat... sometimes.
Everyone: RIGHT SERENA...



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