The Vampire Diaries Review: Who Died? Who Returned?

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This is like a horror movie. - My wife, seconds after jumping approximately six inches off the couch following Jonas' last-breath grab of Bonnie.

It's hard to come up with a better way to describe "The House Guest," as it packed violent deaths, a roaring fire, shocking admissions and a surprise return into just one hour.

Before getting to the return of Isobel, the news that shook Matt to his core and the eulogies for Luka and Jonas, let's start with the most pressing question of all: where will everyone eat in the future?!? Losing the Mystic Falls Grill might affect this town more than the demise of any individual ever could.

The House Guest Scene

The episode wasted no time getting into the action, as we opened on Katherine inside the Salvatore mansion, Damon explaining how she escaped the tomb and Katherine trying to explain why: she wants Klaus dead. She knows what he looks like, she knows where he is, they need her.

Don't you just hate it when black bra-donning, 500-year old, diabolical vampires are right?

Later, of course, we learned a lot more about Katherine's scheming and her true reasoning for sticking around. I had to rewind her rundown of the deal with John to Damon, but as I best understand it:

He showed up at the tomb at the conclusion of "Daddy Issues" and told Katherine he and Isobel wanted the Salvatores out of Elena's life. Katherine could assist. In exchange for helping them kill Elijah, she could save one brother. She chose Stefan. For that reason, Elijah gave Damon the dagger and Katherine never revealed to him the fate that would befall any supernatural who used it.

Conceivably, if Katherine had selected to save Damon, John would have given Stefan the dagger... right? As Katherine herself joked earlier in the episode, likely as a wink to viewers: "So many rules. It's all very confusing." Where is all this going? With Isobel's arrival, it's difficult to say. But one thing is for certain:

Informed that Katherine truly didn't care if he died - nay, actually plotted his death! - it looks like Damon has finally gotten over his centuries-old crush. Way to go, D! Might his feelings for Elena actually dissipate now, though? Originally, at least, they were tied into her resemblance to Katherine.

As for those poor witches... Luka and Jonas were great additions to the show and they left us at the perfect time, in the perfect way: via surprising deaths that will likely play a major role going forward. After all, the Gilbert journals spoke of a witch massacre in Mystic Falls, along with the super power one can derive from a witch burial ground. Or simply the site where a witch died in a violent manner.

Hmmm, what two locations now fit that bill? The Salvatore household and the Gilbert household. Come on in, Klaus, we'd love to show you around! Might those be the words of witch wisdom Jonas imparted to Bonnie? Lure Klaus in, do some serious spelling and take advantage of the way in which he and his son perished. Something to keep our eyes on, fans.

Smiling Matt

And then we get to Matt. Poor, confused, innocent, would-have-died-if-not-for-the-blood-of-his-vampire-girlfriend, Matt. I loved his reaction to Caroline's revelation, specifically the call back to Vicki. It makes perfect sense he'd be especially sensitive to the whole vampire thing.

It did feel cheap, however, that the show cut away in the middle of this pair's confrontation. Sort of a lame way to create a cliffhanger. Still, better than The Notebook. (Sorry, ladies!)

But that's my only complaint in what was a whirlwind of an episode. The awful news? No new Vampire Diaries until April 7. The silver lining to the news? Plenty of time to discuss whether Matt will come to grips with what he's learned... what the return of Isobel means... where the witch burial ground is located... how the team will kill Klaus. And anything else that is on your mind.

Let the reactions fly!


Editor Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
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I missed Caroline last week. Poor Caroline and Matt. I don't see it working for them I was wondering when Candice was going to sing. I liked it. Something, an astral projection? is killing Kat, I know turn the flamethrower on it, haha! The John and Kat plan was spoken a bit fast, I missed some of it. Gah! I hate long hiati!


Loved this episode, great to see everyone in it, especially since we have to wait until April 7th for the next one.I think the only reason Katherine picked Stefan was because she wanted to get out of the tomb, and if the dagger had been given to him, he may not have killed Elijah, as Elena may have talked him out of it. Wheras she knew Damon would use it, she was only thinking of herself as usual, but of course Damon didn't see it that way. Now his rejection of her will only make her want him more. She only wanted Stefan because he loves Elena and didn't want her anymore. Although I do like Damon and Katherine together, they are fun to watch. I think they will bring Elijah back, as they may need his help in getting rid of Klaus. Poor Caroline and Matt,just when you thought they could be happy for a while.


@Matt Richenthal: wasnt the cliffhanger Isobel return?


The editor dont give this show too many 5 stars, i sure hope that the season get an A+ grade on the report card.

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@Bella: I gave it a 4.9, sheesh!
I docked the episode .1 b/c I thought the Matt/Caroline showdown was cut short in a cheap sort of way. It was a poorly written way to force a cliffhanger on us.


Wow WOW.......Leaves me wanting more,I gave this episode five stars.What,s wrong with you people?


Oh boy, the shit is really gonna hit the fan in the last episodes of season 2. The Salvatore brothers are to careless in the way they kill off people. They are reaping more problems upon themselves and those around. Now when Luka's sister finds out they killed her brother and father, she will want to murder them. If Elijah is ever revived (I think he will be) he is definitely going to try and kill them. Matt can't do much, but I am sure he will be pissed when he finds out Damon turned his sister and stefan killed her. Plus it is not the end of the werewolf chapter...However I loved the episode.


I agree why didn't this episode get a 5 star ranking?? It was a really really good episode. I saw only the ' rose ' episode got a 5 star. This one was just as good !! If not better.


so annoying that vampire diaries still hasn't got a five star rating damit it was a perfect episode!
Anyway I Loved that Matt mentioned Vikki again and the writers didt fall into a major plot hole Vicki was my favorite character. I love all the mentions of the past story-lines like emily Bennett and tomb Katherine. and that last scene i thought Katherine was talking to Jenna. I was like iiii! But no Isobel was still a pretty good shock. Oh and the jonas Bonnie grabbing scene made me jump too! well done VD wasnt expectingthat at alL!


I am so sick of these long hiatus's! It would be interesting if the burial ground is the mystic that that has perished there's an easier chance of finding it. Anyway, my 2 cents: love Bonnie and Jeremy, love Caroline and Matt, so happy Andi wasn't in this episode, so happy Damon blew off Katherine and loved for a split second Stephan thought Elena was Katherine. But enough already, bring me some Delena and stat!

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The Vampire Diaries Season 2 Episode 16 Quotes

Guess who's coming to dinner?


So, let me guess... in addition to the moonstone, the doppelganger, the lion, the witch and the wardrobe you need to find this witch burial ground.