The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries

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101 Comments

  1. heavenscent9222
    Rank: Guest Star

    Lexi: I spent all day cleaning up your mess, my head hurts and I need to bathe. Don't push me, Stefan!
    Stefan: Relax, Lexi. I'll take care of dinner. What sounds good? Soldier? Servant? Or, should I just snatch someone from their bar stool?
    Lexi: Grab someone from the bar. I need a buzz after the day I've had.

  2. heavenscent9222
    Rank: Guest Star

    Stefan: So, about that whole when we lover we "really" love thing. Is there any chance we could . . .
    Lexi: Don't even think about it, Stefan!
    Stefan: Okay. Can I at least touch your hair?
    Lexi: Only if you want to lose a hand.

  3. Natalie

    Stefan: I know you said no before, but please, just this once, let me play the bongos on your boobs.

  4. heavenscent9222
    Rank: Guest Star

    Lexi: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.
    Stefan: Really? That's amazing!
    Lexi: Well... they can tell when it's raining.

  5. SHABBA SHABBA
    Rank: Guest Star

    Lexie: Don't touch my boobs!
    Stefan: Sorry they are just so dam perky!

  6. SHABBA SHABBA
    Rank: Guest Star

    Stefan: You're telling me that Kat is back :O

  7. Zapphe

    OK, OK, I trust you if you say they are real ....

  8. DamonElena (=liarsunited)
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Stefan: Alright, alright. Calm down. Just relax. I won't kill anyone.
    Lexi: You won't, huh?
    Stefan: Like I said, I won't kill anyone...yet.

  9. DamonElena (=liarsunited)
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Stefan: Woah, woah there Miss. Lippy

  10. splendore
    Rank: Extra

    Lexi: Stefan! Let me through! What's behind this door?
    Stefan: It's all good.. it's just... not tidied up.. you know..
    (Lexi opens the door, sees the dead girls)
    Lexi: Stefan! What did I tell you?!
    Stefan: I was.. just practising.. but I still don't get this hurt and love thing..

  11. ash

    gurl calm yo' tits

  12. suz

    Stefan: I was like baby, baby, baby, oh like baby, baby, baby, no. Like baby, baby, baby, oh, thought you'd always be mine.
    Lexi: Never Say Never: traumatizing today's vampires, one Salvatore at a time.

  13. Hookified(dande)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Lexi: Please, I never saw anything.
    Stefan: Sorry, I cannot take that chance.

  14. Lala

    Okay...I'm sorry, not going to try to touch them again

  15. splendore
    Rank: Extra

    Stefan: Let me touch your boobs.. Please! Only once. And I swear I'll be a good boy and not slaughter innocent chicks in my house..

  16. Travis

    Yes I am going to try to touch your boobs, and no I'm not sorry for trying to eat you earlier


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