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Lexi: I spent all day cleaning up your mess, my head hurts and I need to bathe. Don't push me, Stefan!
Stefan: Relax, Lexi. I'll take care of dinner. What sounds good? Soldier? Servant? Or, should I just snatch someone from their bar stool?
Lexi: Grab someone from the bar. I need a buzz after the day I've had.
Stefan: So, about that whole when we lover we "really" love thing. Is there any chance we could . . .
Lexi: Don't even think about it, Stefan!
Stefan: Okay. Can I at least touch your hair?
Lexi: Only if you want to lose a hand.
Stefan: I know you said no before, but please, just this once, let me play the bongos on your boobs.
Lexi: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.
Stefan: Really? That's amazing!
Lexi: Well... they can tell when it's raining.
Lexie: Don't touch my boobs!
Stefan: Sorry they are just so dam perky!
Stefan: You're telling me that Kat is back :O
OK, OK, I trust you if you say they are real ....
Stefan: Alright, alright. Calm down. Just relax. I won't kill anyone.
Lexi: You won't, huh?
Stefan: Like I said, I won't kill anyone...yet.
Stefan: Woah, woah there Miss. Lippy
Lexi: Stefan! Let me through! What's behind this door?
Stefan: It's all good.. it's just... not tidied up.. you know..
(Lexi opens the door, sees the dead girls)
Lexi: Stefan! What did I tell you?!
Stefan: I was.. just practising.. but I still don't get this hurt and love thing..
gurl calm yo' tits
Stefan: I was like baby, baby, baby, oh like baby, baby, baby, no. Like baby, baby, baby, oh, thought you'd always be mine.
Lexi: Never Say Never: traumatizing today's vampires, one Salvatore at a time.
Lexi: Please, I never saw anything.
Stefan: Sorry, I cannot take that chance.
Okay...I'm sorry, not going to try to touch them again
Stefan: Let me touch your boobs.. Please! Only once. And I swear I'll be a good boy and not slaughter innocent chicks in my house..
Yes I am going to try to touch your boobs, and no I'm not sorry for trying to eat you earlier
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