The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 48 Comments (Page 5)
101 Comments
heavenscent9222 Rank: Guest Star
February 18th, 2011 7:23 PM
Lexi: I spent all day cleaning up your mess, my head hurts and I need to bathe. Don't push me, Stefan!
Stefan: Relax, Lexi. I'll take care of dinner. What sounds good? Soldier? Servant? Or, should I just snatch someone from their bar stool?
Lexi: Grab someone from the bar. I need a buzz after the day I've had.
heavenscent9222 Rank: Guest Star
February 18th, 2011 7:17 PM
Stefan: So, about that whole when we lover we "really" love thing. Is there any chance we could . . .
Lexi: Don't even think about it, Stefan!
Stefan: Okay. Can I at least touch your hair?
Lexi: Only if you want to lose a hand.
Natalie
February 18th, 2011 7:14 PM
Stefan: I know you said no before, but please, just this once, let me play the bongos on your boobs.
heavenscent9222 Rank: Guest Star
February 18th, 2011 7:12 PM
Lexi: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.
Stefan: Really? That's amazing!
Lexi: Well... they can tell when it's raining.
SHABBA Rank: Guest Star
February 18th, 2011 7:10 PM
Lexie: Don't touch my boobs!
Stefan: Sorry they are just so dam perky!
SHABBA Rank: Guest Star
February 18th, 2011 7:05 PM
Lexi: Stefan! Let me through! What's behind this door?
Stefan: It's all good.. it's just... not tidied up.. you know..
(Lexi opens the door, sees the dead girls)
Lexi: Stefan! What did I tell you?!
Stefan: I was.. just practising.. but I still don't get this hurt and love thing..
ash
February 18th, 2011 4:55 PM
gurl calm yo' tits
suz
February 18th, 2011 4:55 PM
Stefan: I was like baby, baby, baby, oh like baby, baby, baby, no. Like baby, baby, baby, oh, thought you'd always be mine.
Lexi: Never Say Never: traumatizing today's vampires, one Salvatore at a time.
Hookified(dande) Rank: Regular Character
February 18th, 2011 4:45 PM
Lexi: Please, I never saw anything.
Stefan: Sorry, I cannot take that chance.
Lala
February 18th, 2011 4:42 PM
Okay...I'm sorry, not going to try to touch them again
Rank: Guest Star
February 18th, 2011 7:23 PM
Lexi: I spent all day cleaning up your mess, my head hurts and I need to bathe. Don't push me, Stefan!
Stefan: Relax, Lexi. I'll take care of dinner. What sounds good? Soldier? Servant? Or, should I just snatch someone from their bar stool?
Lexi: Grab someone from the bar. I need a buzz after the day I've had.
Rank: Guest Star
February 18th, 2011 7:17 PM
Stefan: So, about that whole when we lover we "really" love thing. Is there any chance we could . . .
Lexi: Don't even think about it, Stefan!
Stefan: Okay. Can I at least touch your hair?
Lexi: Only if you want to lose a hand.
February 18th, 2011 7:14 PM
Stefan: I know you said no before, but please, just this once, let me play the bongos on your boobs.
Rank: Guest Star
February 18th, 2011 7:12 PM
Lexi: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.
Stefan: Really? That's amazing!
Lexi: Well... they can tell when it's raining.
Rank: Guest Star
February 18th, 2011 7:10 PM
Lexie: Don't touch my boobs!
Stefan: Sorry they are just so dam perky!
Rank: Guest Star
February 18th, 2011 7:05 PM
Stefan: You're telling me that Kat is back :O
February 18th, 2011 6:19 PM
OK, OK, I trust you if you say they are real ....
Rank: Recurring Character
February 18th, 2011 6:07 PM
Stefan: Alright, alright. Calm down. Just relax. I won't kill anyone.
Lexi: You won't, huh?
Stefan: Like I said, I won't kill anyone...yet.
Rank: Recurring Character
February 18th, 2011 6:06 PM
Stefan: Woah, woah there Miss. Lippy
Rank: Extra
February 18th, 2011 4:58 PM
Lexi: Stefan! Let me through! What's behind this door?
Stefan: It's all good.. it's just... not tidied up.. you know..
(Lexi opens the door, sees the dead girls)
Lexi: Stefan! What did I tell you?!
Stefan: I was.. just practising.. but I still don't get this hurt and love thing..
February 18th, 2011 4:55 PM
gurl calm yo' tits
February 18th, 2011 4:55 PM
Stefan: I was like baby, baby, baby, oh like baby, baby, baby, no. Like baby, baby, baby, oh, thought you'd always be mine.
Lexi: Never Say Never: traumatizing today's vampires, one Salvatore at a time.
Rank: Regular Character
February 18th, 2011 4:45 PM
Lexi: Please, I never saw anything.
Stefan: Sorry, I cannot take that chance.
February 18th, 2011 4:42 PM
Okay...I'm sorry, not going to try to touch them again
Rank: Extra
February 18th, 2011 4:40 PM
Stefan: Let me touch your boobs.. Please! Only once. And I swear I'll be a good boy and not slaughter innocent chicks in my house..
February 18th, 2011 4:36 PM
Yes I am going to try to touch your boobs, and no I'm not sorry for trying to eat you earlier