The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries

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  1. DamonCompletesMe

    Stefan - My you have lovely lady lumps.

  2. dibdab

    Stefan:Oh My...You look just like what I imagined the little girl that wants to come out from inside me....wait,never mind...

  3. Cheryl Blackburn

    "No I did not order a blonde, I prefer brunettes, perferrably one that looks like my ex Katherine but, with a pulse." Stefan says with a mocking tone.

  4. beachglass5387

    "I'm not saying I don't like the dress. I'm just saying that if you're going to have Serena van der Woodsen-style hair, you should be showing Serena-style cleavage!"

  5. Maria

    Stefan: Wait... if I said my heart was beating loud, would you hold it against me?
    Lexi: Really, Stefan? Your pick up line comes from a pop song?
    Stefan: ...

  6. Caitlin

    Stefan: Are you wearing extensions? I thought we discussed you won't wear those things anymore.
    Lexi: Er... Hey, I think you forgot to wash your shirt...

  7. Azza
    Rank: Guest Star

    Stefan: Are those eyebrows REAL?!

  8. MizzLauraXxX MizzLauraXxX
    Rank: New User

    Stefan: *trys mind compulsion* let me feel you boobs
    Lexi: Stefan im a vampire 2 that doesn't work on me...
    Stefan:...

  9. CassandraVampiire CassandraVampiire
    Rank: Extra

    Stefan: Are those real ?

  10. Aimes

    Stefan: Woah. Let me get this straight.You mean Justin Bieber has a film out and NOBODY told me?

  11. Ebibumx
    Rank: New User

    Lexi: Stefan, let me through.
    Stefan: Password?
    Lexi: Jeeeez, stefan, how old are you?
    Stefan:....Password?
    Lexi: *sighs* Stefan 'The Great' Salvatore is an ulmighty God.
    Stefan: You may pass through... to the chamber of dead.

  12. Natasha Tan Wen Xi Natasha Tan Wen Xi
    Rank: New User

    stefan: ok Lexi you got enough of my blood now its my turn to get your milk

  13. Skarsbrow

    Stefan: No please, don't do it. Don't cut my hair, it's my signature romance novel look!

  14. VDFTW

    Stefan: Nononono, if you're gonna go blonde, dye your eyebrows too.
    Lexi: ...

  15. Jennifer Renee Beatley Jennifer Renee Beatley
    Rank: Guest Star

    "Lexi, this is how you're supposed to do self-breast exams"

  16. SophieDime
    Rank: Extra

    Stefan: What will it take to get you into my bed?
    Lexi: I would have gone with you now but the thing is... i love Damon

  17. SophieDime
    Rank: Extra

    Stefan: Im thirsty for her milk

  18. SophieDime
    Rank: Extra

    Stefan thinking: Oh my god im so close to her body... and she is soo pretty... should i make a move? Should i surprise her with a touch? No no no.. she'll think Im a pervert.

  19. Sandals Are Not Shoes
    Rank: Guest Star

    *really, Lexi?

  20. Sandals Are Not Shoes
    Rank: Guest Star

    Stefan: REally, Lexi? You want to flash your boobs at Jon Bon Jovi at the concert? You can't do that...
    Lexi: It's my life, it's now or never... I ain't gonna live forever. I just wanna live while I'm alive.

  21. kmiXOXO

    stefan: I need something to clean this blood out of my hands...can I use your dress?
    lexi: ok but only if you give me a new one
    stefan: ok, I have like 20 dresses in my room.
    lexi: ok but I dont wnat one smelling like a death body again...

  22. Manuel

    Stefan:Calm down Lexi,it´s gonna be ok, you just have to take a deep breath and think what you´re gonna do next.

    Lexi:You´re a very good friend Stefan i guess i overreacted, thank you!!! I´ll be more careful next time.

  23. blackcactus

    oops, sorry I didn't mean to touch your boobs

  24. AnissaMarie

    Lexi:Stefan I can't beleieve you drained these poor girls!! Stefan: Hey in my defense they wanted me to...who the hell am I kidding? I decided to make it like Burger King and Have It My Way and just like Mcdonalds Im Lovin It!

  25. BBGunLvr1012

    Lexi: I'm baaaaaaaaack!
    Stefan: Look, Lexie...I know you are so excited that you get to do another episode after being killed at the end of your first one...but you need to calm down. 'The Ghosts of Vampires Past' only happens a few episodes per season.


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