The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 48 Comments (Page 4)
101 Comments
DamonCompletesMe
February 19th, 2011 11:17 AM
Stefan - My you have lovely lady lumps.
dibdab
February 19th, 2011 11:14 AM
Stefan:Oh My...You look just like what I imagined the little girl that wants to come out from inside me....wait,never mind...
Cheryl Blackburn
February 19th, 2011 10:40 AM
"No I did not order a blonde, I prefer brunettes, perferrably one that looks like my ex Katherine but, with a pulse." Stefan says with a mocking tone.
beachglass5387
February 19th, 2011 10:24 AM
"I'm not saying I don't like the dress. I'm just saying that if you're going to have Serena van der Woodsen-style hair, you should be showing Serena-style cleavage!"
Maria
February 19th, 2011 9:49 AM
Stefan: Wait... if I said my heart was beating loud, would you hold it against me?
Lexi: Really, Stefan? Your pick up line comes from a pop song?
Stefan: ...
Caitlin
February 19th, 2011 9:49 AM
Stefan: Are you wearing extensions? I thought we discussed you won't wear those things anymore.
Lexi: Er... Hey, I think you forgot to wash your shirt...
Stefan: Woah. Let me get this straight.You mean Justin Bieber has a film out and NOBODY told me?
Ebibumx Rank: New User
February 19th, 2011 6:04 AM
Lexi: Stefan, let me through.
Stefan: Password?
Lexi: Jeeeez, stefan, how old are you?
Stefan:....Password?
Lexi: *sighs* Stefan 'The Great' Salvatore is an ulmighty God.
Stefan: You may pass through... to the chamber of dead.
"Lexi, this is how you're supposed to do self-breast exams"
SophieDime Rank: Extra
February 18th, 2011 11:55 PM
Stefan: What will it take to get you into my bed?
Lexi: I would have gone with you now but the thing is... i love Damon
SophieDime Rank: Extra
February 18th, 2011 11:52 PM
Stefan: Im thirsty for her milk
SophieDime Rank: Extra
February 18th, 2011 11:51 PM
Stefan thinking: Oh my god im so close to her body... and she is soo pretty... should i make a move? Should i surprise her with a touch? No no no.. she'll think Im a pervert.
Stefan: REally, Lexi? You want to flash your boobs at Jon Bon Jovi at the concert? You can't do that...
Lexi: It's my life, it's now or never... I ain't gonna live forever. I just wanna live while I'm alive.
kmiXOXO
February 18th, 2011 10:49 PM
stefan: I need something to clean this blood out of my hands...can I use your dress?
lexi: ok but only if you give me a new one
stefan: ok, I have like 20 dresses in my room.
lexi: ok but I dont wnat one smelling like a death body again...
Manuel
February 18th, 2011 10:28 PM
Stefan:Calm down Lexi,it´s gonna be ok, you just have to take a deep breath and think what you´re gonna do next.
Lexi:You´re a very good friend Stefan i guess i overreacted, thank you!!! I´ll be more careful next time.
blackcactus
February 18th, 2011 9:01 PM
oops, sorry I didn't mean to touch your boobs
AnissaMarie
February 18th, 2011 9:00 PM
Lexi:Stefan I can't beleieve you drained these poor girls!! Stefan: Hey in my defense they wanted me to...who the hell am I kidding? I decided to make it like Burger King and Have It My Way and just like Mcdonalds Im Lovin It!
BBGunLvr1012
February 18th, 2011 8:33 PM
Lexi: I'm baaaaaaaaack!
Stefan: Look, Lexie...I know you are so excited that you get to do another episode after being killed at the end of your first one...but you need to calm down. 'The Ghosts of Vampires Past' only happens a few episodes per season.
February 19th, 2011 11:17 AM
Stefan - My you have lovely lady lumps.
February 19th, 2011 11:14 AM
Stefan:Oh My...You look just like what I imagined the little girl that wants to come out from inside me....wait,never mind...
February 19th, 2011 10:40 AM
"No I did not order a blonde, I prefer brunettes, perferrably one that looks like my ex Katherine but, with a pulse." Stefan says with a mocking tone.
February 19th, 2011 10:24 AM
"I'm not saying I don't like the dress. I'm just saying that if you're going to have Serena van der Woodsen-style hair, you should be showing Serena-style cleavage!"
February 19th, 2011 9:49 AM
Stefan: Wait... if I said my heart was beating loud, would you hold it against me?
Lexi: Really, Stefan? Your pick up line comes from a pop song?
Stefan: ...
February 19th, 2011 9:49 AM
Stefan: Are you wearing extensions? I thought we discussed you won't wear those things anymore.
Lexi: Er... Hey, I think you forgot to wash your shirt...
Rank: Guest Star
February 19th, 2011 7:54 AM
Stefan: Are those eyebrows REAL?!
Rank: New User
February 19th, 2011 7:37 AM
Stefan: *trys mind compulsion* let me feel you boobs
Lexi: Stefan im a vampire 2 that doesn't work on me...
Stefan:...
Rank: Extra
February 19th, 2011 7:32 AM
Stefan: Are those real ?
February 19th, 2011 7:20 AM
Stefan: Woah. Let me get this straight.You mean Justin Bieber has a film out and NOBODY told me?
Rank: New User
February 19th, 2011 6:04 AM
Lexi: Stefan, let me through.
Stefan: Password?
Lexi: Jeeeez, stefan, how old are you?
Stefan:....Password?
Lexi: *sighs* Stefan 'The Great' Salvatore is an ulmighty God.
Stefan: You may pass through... to the chamber of dead.
Rank: New User
February 19th, 2011 5:00 AM
stefan: ok Lexi you got enough of my blood now its my turn to get your milk
February 19th, 2011 4:24 AM
Stefan: No please, don't do it. Don't cut my hair, it's my signature romance novel look!
February 19th, 2011 12:10 AM
Stefan: Nononono, if you're gonna go blonde, dye your eyebrows too.
Lexi: ...
Rank: Guest Star
February 18th, 2011 11:55 PM
"Lexi, this is how you're supposed to do self-breast exams"
Rank: Extra
February 18th, 2011 11:55 PM
Stefan: What will it take to get you into my bed?
Lexi: I would have gone with you now but the thing is... i love Damon
Rank: Extra
February 18th, 2011 11:52 PM
Stefan: Im thirsty for her milk
Rank: Extra
February 18th, 2011 11:51 PM
Stefan thinking: Oh my god im so close to her body... and she is soo pretty... should i make a move? Should i surprise her with a touch? No no no.. she'll think Im a pervert.
Rank: Guest Star
February 18th, 2011 11:10 PM
*really, Lexi?
Rank: Guest Star
February 18th, 2011 11:09 PM
Stefan: REally, Lexi? You want to flash your boobs at Jon Bon Jovi at the concert? You can't do that...
Lexi: It's my life, it's now or never... I ain't gonna live forever. I just wanna live while I'm alive.
February 18th, 2011 10:49 PM
stefan: I need something to clean this blood out of my hands...can I use your dress?
lexi: ok but only if you give me a new one
stefan: ok, I have like 20 dresses in my room.
lexi: ok but I dont wnat one smelling like a death body again...
February 18th, 2011 10:28 PM
Stefan:Calm down Lexi,it´s gonna be ok, you just have to take a deep breath and think what you´re gonna do next.
Lexi:You´re a very good friend Stefan i guess i overreacted, thank you!!! I´ll be more careful next time.
February 18th, 2011 9:01 PM
oops, sorry I didn't mean to touch your boobs
February 18th, 2011 9:00 PM
Lexi:Stefan I can't beleieve you drained these poor girls!! Stefan: Hey in my defense they wanted me to...who the hell am I kidding? I decided to make it like Burger King and Have It My Way and just like Mcdonalds Im Lovin It!
February 18th, 2011 8:33 PM
Lexi: I'm baaaaaaaaack!
Stefan: Look, Lexie...I know you are so excited that you get to do another episode after being killed at the end of your first one...but you need to calm down. 'The Ghosts of Vampires Past' only happens a few episodes per season.