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Stefan - My you have lovely lady lumps.
Stefan:Oh My...You look just like what I imagined the little girl that wants to come out from inside me....wait,never mind...
"No I did not order a blonde, I prefer brunettes, perferrably one that looks like my ex Katherine but, with a pulse." Stefan says with a mocking tone.
"I'm not saying I don't like the dress. I'm just saying that if you're going to have Serena van der Woodsen-style hair, you should be showing Serena-style cleavage!"
Stefan: Wait... if I said my heart was beating loud, would you hold it against me?
Lexi: Really, Stefan? Your pick up line comes from a pop song?
Stefan: Are you wearing extensions? I thought we discussed you won't wear those things anymore.
Lexi: Er... Hey, I think you forgot to wash your shirt...
Stefan: Are those eyebrows REAL?!
Stefan: *trys mind compulsion* let me feel you boobs
Lexi: Stefan im a vampire 2 that doesn't work on me...
Stefan: Are those real ?
Stefan: Woah. Let me get this straight.You mean Justin Bieber has a film out and NOBODY told me?
Lexi: Stefan, let me through.
Lexi: Jeeeez, stefan, how old are you?
Lexi: *sighs* Stefan 'The Great' Salvatore is an ulmighty God.
Stefan: You may pass through... to the chamber of dead.
stefan: ok Lexi you got enough of my blood now its my turn to get your milk
Stefan: No please, don't do it. Don't cut my hair, it's my signature romance novel look!
Stefan: Nononono, if you're gonna go blonde, dye your eyebrows too.
"Lexi, this is how you're supposed to do self-breast exams"
Stefan: What will it take to get you into my bed?
Lexi: I would have gone with you now but the thing is... i love Damon
Stefan: Im thirsty for her milk
Stefan thinking: Oh my god im so close to her body... and she is soo pretty... should i make a move? Should i surprise her with a touch? No no no.. she'll think Im a pervert.
Stefan: REally, Lexi? You want to flash your boobs at Jon Bon Jovi at the concert? You can't do that...
Lexi: It's my life, it's now or never... I ain't gonna live forever. I just wanna live while I'm alive.
stefan: I need something to clean this blood out of my hands...can I use your dress?
lexi: ok but only if you give me a new one
stefan: ok, I have like 20 dresses in my room.
lexi: ok but I dont wnat one smelling like a death body again...
Stefan:Calm down Lexi,it´s gonna be ok, you just have to take a deep breath and think what you´re gonna do next.
Lexi:You´re a very good friend Stefan i guess i overreacted, thank you!!! I´ll be more careful next time.
oops, sorry I didn't mean to touch your boobs
Lexi:Stefan I can't beleieve you drained these poor girls!! Stefan: Hey in my defense they wanted me to...who the hell am I kidding? I decided to make it like Burger King and Have It My Way and just like Mcdonalds Im Lovin It!
Lexi: I'm baaaaaaaaack!
Stefan: Look, Lexie...I know you are so excited that you get to do another episode after being killed at the end of your first one...but you need to calm down. 'The Ghosts of Vampires Past' only happens a few episodes per season.
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