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Stefan: What do you mean you used the last of my conditioner. Hair like this doesnt happen naturally, you know.

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Stefan: Calm down! I'm gonna save you from thoose horrible extensions!

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Dominos..babe, not Pizza Hut! I GOT THIS!

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Lexie (Hyperventilating): OMG DAMON didn't jump me with me when he saw me! Was it the dress? did it not show enough clevlage or something?!

Stefan: Shhhhh...Calm down...I'll be happy to jump you!

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Lexi: Gosh!
Stefan: See? I've told u... my heating up power is irresistible!

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Lexi: Go on, touch. They're real...and perky!
Stefan: Help, I need an adult!
Lexi: I am an adult.

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Lexi: Give me back my mood ring!
Stephan: Chill bitch, your going to die anyways.

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Stefan: Why are you still in the bed?

Lexi: Oh okay alright I'll go with you. Damon called me though, he said I was 'false as hell'.
Stefan: False as hell... Wow he is black. Speaking of which does more mean more?
Lexi: (laughs)
Stefan: Oh okay now I'm being racist. I'm such a stupid bitch. I'm a stupid bitch.

Promqueen

Stefan: Now you're being paranoid. Damon adores you.

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Calm down I just cut myself shaving!!




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