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Stefan: What do you mean you used the last of my conditioner. Hair like this doesnt happen naturally, you know.
Stefan: Calm down! I'm gonna save you from thoose horrible extensions!
Dominos..babe, not Pizza Hut! I GOT THIS!
Lexie (Hyperventilating): OMG DAMON didn't jump me with me when he saw me! Was it the dress? did it not show enough clevlage or something?!
Stefan: Shhhhh...Calm down...I'll be happy to jump you!
Stefan: See? I've told u... my heating up power is irresistible!
Lexi: Go on, touch. They're real...and perky!
Stefan: Help, I need an adult!
Lexi: I am an adult.
Lexi: Give me back my mood ring!
Stephan: Chill bitch, your going to die anyways.
Stefan: Why are you still in the bed?
Lexi: Oh okay alright I'll go with you. Damon called me though, he said I was 'false as hell'.
Stefan: False as hell... Wow he is black. Speaking of which does more mean more?
Stefan: Oh okay now I'm being racist. I'm such a stupid bitch. I'm a stupid bitch.
Stefan: Now you're being paranoid. Damon adores you.
Calm down I just cut myself shaving!!
Stefan:"Wait, you're telling me I don't have to feed on human blood? That I can feed on Bambi blood? Yes!"
so ur telling me that harry potter dies and comes back to life in part 2??!!!!
so ur telling me that harry potter dies and comes back to life???!!
Paul: "Arielle, I know Elena is blond in the books and I know how much you wanted to play her but this is not some 'Days of Our Lives'-soap where characters suddenly wake up one episode with a new hair colour!"
Stefan : Ok, so now I'm basically ironing your boobs, see ?
Stefan: It's all about the intimacy of the near touch...can you not tell I'm flirting with my eyes
Stefan: Back off Lexie, i'm not into older chicks!
Stefan: Can I touch your boobs?
Lexi: Um, no, personal bubble
Stefan: Wait wait wait, hold on a sec... So that's NOT your real hair?!
Lexi: I'm upset because I don't sparkle...
Stefan: Stop! who said that vampires have to sparkle to be awesome?
Lexi:"Stefan, you're wanted dead or alive by the founding families!"
Stefen: Slow down Lexi there is enough of blood to go around.
Stefan: I need your opinion? Lexie: what is It? Stefan: Am I rocking this blood splatter look or what? Lexie: Damon rocks it better!
Stephan: frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. You know, how my emotions and feelings are intensified.
Lexie: Ok then.
Lexie: ok is this ANOTHER wax on wax off comment or you touching my breasts one?
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