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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 48

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Easy, Lexi. It's gonna be okay. Stefan is here to save you.

No, not your life necessarily. But from those awful hair extensions. So "Tari," the winner of this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest. She cracked us up with the entry posted below. Check it out now and remember:

Come back and play every week!

Lexie

Stefan: Calm down! I'm gonna save you from those horrible extensions!

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Stefan: What do you mean you used the last of my conditioner. Hair like this doesnt happen naturally, you know.

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Stefan: Calm down! I'm gonna save you from thoose horrible extensions!

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Dominos..babe, not Pizza Hut! I GOT THIS!

Xxluluxx

Lexie (Hyperventilating): OMG DAMON didn't jump me with me when he saw me! Was it the dress? did it not show enough clevlage or something?! Stefan: Shhhhh...Calm down...I'll be happy to jump you!

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Lexi: Gosh!
Stefan: See? I've told u... my heating up power is irresistible!

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Lexi: Go on, touch. They're real...and perky!
Stefan: Help, I need an adult!
Lexi: I am an adult.

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Lexi: Give me back my mood ring!
Stephan: Chill bitch, your going to die anyways.

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Stefan: Why are you still in the bed? Lexi: Oh okay alright I'll go with you. Damon called me though, he said I was 'false as hell'.
Stefan: False as hell... Wow he is black. Speaking of which does more mean more?
Lexi: (laughs)
Stefan: Oh okay now I'm being racist. I'm such a stupid bitch. I'm a stupid bitch.

Promqueen

Stefan: Now you're being paranoid. Damon adores you.

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Calm down I just cut myself shaving!!

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.