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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 47

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With the raciest, hottest picture ever posted for The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, we appreciate readers keeping their submissions mostly clean.

The winner, in fact, tight-roped that line impressively, as "Ebibumx" submitted the entry printed underneath this photo of a naked Damon. Check it out now and scroll down to read the rest.

As always, great thanks to all for playing!

Shirtless Damon S.

Harder!... Faster!... Oh YES, BABY. ..That was a good itch..

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Andie : The water just got warmer... does it always do that?
Damon: Only when I pee in it :)

May

Damon: So your the lucky girl ....
Andie: yeah I guess so ( they start kissing )
Damon: mmm ... ( evil laugh)
Andie: ooh Stefan you know exactly where I like it
Damon: Stefan..!?!?!?!!?!!

Jackieexdelena

* Damon and Andie sitting in a wishing well. Damon drops the coin and waits, closing his eyes.* Damon: Damn, so wishes really don't come true.
Andie: Why? What did you wish for?
Damon: That you were Elena.

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Damon: I'm closing my eyes to picture Elena right now, just give me a moment.
Andie: Take all the time you need, the longer I can see you naked the better.

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"Could you please tell Elena that I am the better man?"

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JUST WONDERING IF I COULD GET ANYONE ELSE IN THIS BATH.....MAYBE ELENA.....NOW THERE,S A THOUGHT!

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DIDN,T KNOW SEX IN A BATH MADE YOU THIS TIRED!!!!

Teamdamon4ever

Damon:"Finished....next sexy compelled chick, please."

Teamdamon4ever

Damon:"Can I BE any hotter?"

Teamdamon4ever

Damon:"And that's how a vampire does it."

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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