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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 47

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With the raciest, hottest picture ever posted for The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, we appreciate readers keeping their submissions mostly clean.

The winner, in fact, tight-roped that line impressively, as "Ebibumx" submitted the entry printed underneath this photo of a naked Damon. Check it out now and scroll down to read the rest.

As always, great thanks to all for playing!

Shirtless Damon S.

Harder!... Faster!... Oh YES, BABY. ..That was a good itch..

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Reese-williams

Damon: dontcha wish your boyfriend was hot like me.

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Damon : "i'm for sure not in my best day(S) right now....I'm falling asleep with a woman , naked , in a bath tub!What's next?Bambi hunting?????"

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Andie: This was my most adventurous place where I've had sex
Damon: *closes eyes* for the 100th the word Sheldon Cooper uses is Coitus!

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Andie: Funny...i don't remember bringing my stake into the bath?
Damon: That's not a stake!!!!

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Damon:"Ok, I will only repeat this one more time so listen. Elena, the woman I'm in love with, is my brother Stefan's girlfriend, she's also the biological daughter of Isobel, Alaric's ex-wife, who I screwed and turned into a vampire. Elena's biological father is John Gilbert, who happens to be the brother of Grayson married Miranda, who are dead and Elena's adoptive parents. Miranda's sister is your friend Jenna, who's with Alaric, Isobel's ex-husband. Isobel happens to be a descendant of Katherine Pierce A.K.A Katerina Petrova, who screwed me and my brother Stefan in 1864, and who turned us and pretended to be dead for 145 years, when she happened to be in a tomb...well...at least she was supposed to be in a tomb and I spent 145 years of my life searching for her only to find out that she never love me and that "It was always Stefan". She was turned in 1490 by Rose Marie, who is the vampire that I screwed and that I killed the other day cause she got a werewolf bite and went all crazy. And due to all of this and specially my love for Elena, I'm going through an existencial crisis. Do you see the problem that I'm having here, Andie?"
Andie:(looks puzzled)"Mmm....No."
Damon:"It's a good job you're hot."

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Damon: Justin beiber is in town?! Yees! *inhale-exhale* must calm down..

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Damon:So blair,this is what you and chuck do all the time?

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Andie: I thought you said this Jacuzzi didn't DO bubbles...
Damon: Okay, I'll come clean ...

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Andie: Why did the water just suddenly get warmer?
Damon: Ahhh, thats better.

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Damon:Oh yeah I love role playing that part on True Blood, When the preist wife made the move on jason,oh yeah!

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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