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Reese-williams

Damon: dontcha wish your boyfriend was hot like me.

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Damon : "i'm for sure not in my best day(S) right now....I'm falling asleep with a woman , naked , in a bath tub!What's next?Bambi hunting?????"

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Andie: This was my most adventurous place where I've had sex
Damon: *closes eyes* for the 100th the word Sheldon Cooper uses is Coitus!

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Andie: Funny...i don't remember bringing my stake into the bath?
Damon: That's not a stake!!!!

Teamdamon4ever

Damon:"Ok, I will only repeat this one more time so listen. Elena, the woman I'm in love with, is my brother Stefan's girlfriend, she's also the biological daughter of Isobel, Alaric's ex-wife, who I screwed and turned into a vampire. Elena's biological father is John Gilbert, who happens to be the brother of Grayson married Miranda, who are dead and Elena's adoptive parents. Miranda's sister is your friend Jenna, who's with Alaric, Isobel's ex-husband. Isobel happens to be a descendant of Katherine Pierce A.K.A Katerina Petrova, who screwed me and my brother Stefan in 1864, and who turned us and pretended to be dead for 145 years, when she happened to be in a tomb...well...at least she was supposed to be in a tomb and I spent 145 years of my life searching for her only to find out that she never love me and that "It was always Stefan". She was turned in 1490 by Rose Marie, who is the vampire that I screwed and that I killed the other day cause she got a werewolf bite and went all crazy. And due to all of this and specially my love for Elena, I'm going through an existencial crisis. Do you see the problem that I'm having here, Andie?"
Andie:(looks puzzled)"Mmm....No."
Damon:"It's a good job you're hot."

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Damon: Justin beiber is in town?! Yees! *inhale-exhale* must calm down..

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Damon:So blair,this is what you and chuck do all the time?

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Andie: I thought you said this Jacuzzi didn't DO bubbles...
Damon: Okay, I'll come clean ...

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Andie: Why did the water just suddenly get warmer?
Damon: Ahhh, thats better.

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Damon:Oh yeah I love role playing that part on True Blood, When the preist wife made the move on jason,oh yeah!



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