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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 47

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With the raciest, hottest picture ever posted for The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, we appreciate readers keeping their submissions mostly clean.

The winner, in fact, tight-roped that line impressively, as "Ebibumx" submitted the entry printed underneath this photo of a naked Damon. Check it out now and scroll down to read the rest.

As always, great thanks to all for playing!

Shirtless Damon S.

Harder!... Faster!... Oh YES, BABY. ..That was a good itch..

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@Ebibumx HAHHAHA I fell over laughing when I read urs DEF should win!

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Damon: Harder!... Faster!... Oh YES, BABY!! ..That was a good itch..

Teamdamon4ever

Damon:(thinking)"All right. This isn't so bad. I like the flowery smell! Which is ok, because I've got my boat! I can actually feel my tension just melting away. I could fall asleep in here. I could drown in here. Mmm...drowning."
Andie:"So?"
Damon:"Oh...my...god!"
Andie:"I told you, you were a bath person. Hey, when we get out, maybe I can give you a facial."
Damon:"I'm gonna need a bigger boat."

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Damon: Ahhh!The cold water feels good against my skin.
Andie: Funny.I thought you were always cold like Edward!

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andie:oh my gosh is that a gummy worm! (Goes down to eat it) Damon:AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Damon:
I came...

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Pardon, just need a short nap in between rounds....zzzzzzzz!

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Andie: Bubbles, bubbles, my bubbles!
Damon: Oh god, you remind me of Stefan. He even likes to think of himself as Bruce and take up a 'humans are friends not food lifestyle'.Me, I'm more like the angler fish.

Theblakeness

Damon: I got to sneeze...
Andie: Bless you.
Damon: Damn it now i can't...

Teamdamon4ever

Damon:"So, Stefan was more interested in why the wall was hollow then making out with Elena?"
Andie:"Yes."
Damon:(closes his eyes)"Oh, brother...when will you ever learn."

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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