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Stefan: I'm hoping the threat of holding you against the wall will keep you silent because we all know that I have actually kill any thing bigger than a fluffy bunny.

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Mrs. Lockwood : Tyler, where are you, ( I counted to 100 )
Tyler: Shit, she found us
Stefan: Dont say a word and she will leave and we can go back to where we were

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Ultimately, Stefan had to resort to violence to avoid attending yet another town-wide event.

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Mrs. Lockwood: Boys I'm going to pick up the pizza, are you sure Tyler you wanted extra garlic? Yuck.

Stefen: (slamming Tyler agianst the wall) You know Vampires don't like garlic!

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Stefan: Tyler, You know I'll have to kill her if you tell her I secretly like Justin Bieber
Tyler: The world needs to know!

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Carol: Hello, Stefan. Do you want a Pedigree snack too?
Stefan: Thank you, Mrs. Lockwood, but I'm fine with your son's neck.

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Mrs. Lockwood: "Tyler, my honey bunny, if you tend to play wrestling in the house and break something, the least you could do is kick his cute little butt"

Tyler: "Mom, maybe i would win if you stopped calling me honey bunny every time I'm on duty!"

Stefan: "Thats what you said the ten previous times but I still gained a million dollars by booting you"

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Tyler: Oh shit, Mom's coming! Do your fly up!
Carol: *calling* Tyler, honey?

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Tyler: I swear, it's not how it looks
Carol: Do I WANT to know?

Carol: Maybe I should come back some other time...
Stefam: Most advisable

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"I'm creeped out about my son not answering, but I'm not that attached, so I'll just go without checking"

"OK, Tyler, this is your screen moment. As soon as your mom closes the door I want you to struggle like a little girl!"

"Stefan, do you spell you name with a 'PH' of an 'F'? Quick, I'm going to start screaming!"



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