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December 12th, 2010 1:12 PM
Sloan: They teach you that in Medical School?!
Hunt: No!
Oh my... She must have found some of my Trauma Technique manuals. Some of them are very explicit.
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December 12th, 2010 1:00 PM
Yang's Showing Her Fangs
Owen:Who is she, and what did she do to my wife??
December 12th, 2010 12:44 PM
"...and how come Cristina's never ridden ME like that before?!"
December 12th, 2010 12:44 PM
Bartender's Bumbling vs. Doctor's Dexterity: What Has Happened To Christina?!
December 12th, 2010 10:39 AM
....she called me her BOYFRIEND !!!
December 12th, 2010 8:54 AM
Oil dependency? What's are they whining about? The whole country should just switch to alcohol. That's what we use to run Seattle Grace.
December 12th, 2010 8:49 AM
Owen to Mark:How about that one at the bar, have you slept with her !
Mark :Yes, she does look familiar, different hair style, but yes, her too !
Owen : I give up, let's go to another bar !
Derek :We have already been to 3 tonight, I'm tired !
Torres: Well, then tomorrow night how about we try another town !! There has to be one town Mark has not hit !!
Mark : I'll have to think on that !! And in the mean time, Torres, what are you doing later !!
December 12th, 2010 8:44 AM
What, you think I can control her? Derek has a better chance of doing that!
December 12th, 2010 8:43 AM
Did you see the SIZE of that thing??!!
December 12th, 2010 8:41 AM
I don't believe it, she's going fishing again!!!
December 12th, 2010 8:35 AM
You need some sexual sorbet
December 12th, 2010 8:31 AM
What's taking the waitress so long to bring our food? We're doctors and other important people. Doesn't she know who we are?
December 12th, 2010 8:03 AM
Owen: I know what you're all thinking, that woman looks very much like Cristina, but it's not her. Let me tell you, my wife's lapdances are much hotter than that! So, stop staring and let me buy you a drink.
Derek thinking: *This guy is in total denial.*
Mark thinking: *Oh, that's Cristina allright. I would recognize a woman who turned me down anywhere.*
Callie thinking: *Owen needs new contact lenses*
Bailey thinking: *I am too drunk to care*
December 12th, 2010 8:02 AM
Owen: "Look at those kids. Are they even old enough to be in here?"
Mark: "Pretty soon we're gonna have to start working harder to compete with them/"
Derek: "Yeah.. Pretty soon......."
Bailey: "Fools gonna be in my OR tomorrow if she doesn't put down that Jager."
Callie: "It's legal as long as she's 18, right?"
December 12th, 2010 7:59 AM
Owen: "I can't believe you guys. I'm not sitting here and letting him throw his reputation in the trash like this!"
Derek: "I said that once... Err.. Twice?.."
Bailey: "Fool. Man doesn't think of anyone but his damn self."
Callie "Is that Lexie in skinny jeans?"
Mark: "Does he really think anyone believes he's drinking tonic water? And why is he doing the robot with that 20-something while I'm sitting here with the emo kids?"
December 12th, 2010 7:55 AM
Derek: "We have to do something..."
Bailey: "Fools. They'll always be interns."
Owen: "Oh, come on. Someone has to tell her she has a 2-foot trail of toilet paper on her shoe."
Mark: "Dayumm."
December 12th, 2010 1:43 AM
Mark: No way
Callie : No freaking way
Bailey: Hell to the naw!!
Derek: I must be hallucinating
Owen: George?!!
December 12th, 2010 1:24 AM
Owen: No way.
Callie: Seriously?
Derek: Yep
Bailey: We've all seen Addison naked.
December 12th, 2010 12:41 AM
Mark: Holy crap!
Callie: Ohmygod!
Bailey: I'm so drunk!
Derek: *thoughful smile*
Owen: You see that? Damn....
December 12th, 2010 12:38 AM
Owen: You see what she is doing? Those moves are for our pole at home only! Derek: Mmmhmm...I betcha Meredith could learn something like that. Bailey: *thinking* I should try that. Callie: Hey Hunt! Does she always do that? Mark: Sloan Method #10...ahh I'm that great!
December 12th, 2010 12:22 AM
Owen: "This is the kind of entertainment we needed in the war!! My little soldier is getting a flashback right now :)
Sloan: "Damn she can definitely handle the Sloan method!! I wonder how fast I can get her back to the on call room!"
Callie: "I'm AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!"
McDreamy: "I have better swinging hair. I know my milkshake would bring all the boys to the yard!!"
Bailey: "It's always one of mine!!!!"
December 11th, 2010 8:28 PM
Owen: I can handle such a situation!
Marc: WHAT??
Owen: I do!
Baily: Never. Ever. That’s just not a thing a surgeon should do…
Derek: Yeah, I mean, there’s the hospital just across the street.
Callie: Hmm... I don’t know… It is kind of cool…
Owen: No, really! I am absolutely sure I COULD operate on Joe in this bar with only a dart if I had to!
December 11th, 2010 7:46 PM
Callie: "How...how does she... wow. she's flexible."
Bailey (Drunk): "That's MY intern! I thought her everything she knows!"
Derek: "She saved my life."
Owen: "That's my wife? Haha!"
Sloan: "Guys, I miss Lexie."
December 11th, 2010 3:44 PM
Owen: Did that kid on a leash just hit on my wife?
Mark: I think its a koala!
December 11th, 2010 3:42 PM
Owen: Did that kid on a leash just hit on my wife?
Lexie: I think its a koala!