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Ken & Barbie, Version 2.0

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Nate : I need a girlfriend.
Serena : I'm avaliable.
Nate : I said "girlfriend" not "girlfriend experience".
Serena : Damn.

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Serena : Damn it! Why can't I think?
Nate : I have no idea.
Gossip Girl : Quelle Surprise.

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Serena (thinking) : Am I gonna have to start bouncing up and down to get him to notice my boobs? Maybe I should!

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Serena : I cannot believe in my mom!
Nate : Still upset about the Ben thing? That was weeks ago!
Serena : No, but she doesn't wanna pay for my 3rd boob job of the year and I have no professional training so I can't work!
Nate : With that clevage and that dress I know exactly what you can work as.

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Serena : Do my boobs look faker than Jenny's hair?
Nate : No.
Serena : Damn, I told the doctor I needed another boob job!

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Nate : Why aren't we having sex?
Serena : Well, Blair and Chuck are using the piano but maybe if we get in line we can go next.

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Serena : That's enough Jenny, Nate's hair may be better than mine but my hair is still better than your white extensions for racoons!
Nate : Jeez Jenny, use a hair conditioner!

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Serena : Damn, why am I not wearing a bikini? That would be sexier!
Nate : That's what I was thinking.

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Major lol @Sidewinder, but do you really think Serena could ever learn to use a calculator?



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