Gossip Girl Caption Contest 135

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Welcome to the 135th Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TV Fanatic!

This week's Caption Contest winner is Brazilian Girl. Nice work!

Honorable mentions go out to Meeny, Scarlett 79, TheYalier and The Bitch is back. Thanks to everyone for playing each week and best of luck again next week!

Nate to the Party

Serena: That Vanessa bitch! She will pay for it!
Nate: C'mon Serena, you can't be mad at Vanessa for ever just because she spread a rumor about you having an STD... and seriously, it's not like it never crossed our minds!
Serena: Rumor? STD? Who cares?! The bitch beat me at Guitar Hero!!

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Ken & Barbie, Version 2.0

Theyalier

Nate : I need a girlfriend.
Serena : I'm avaliable.
Nate : I said "girlfriend" not "girlfriend experience".
Serena : Damn.

Theyalier

Serena : Damn it! Why can't I think?
Nate : I have no idea.
Gossip Girl : Quelle Surprise.

Theyalier

Serena (thinking) : Am I gonna have to start bouncing up and down to get him to notice my boobs? Maybe I should!

Theyalier

Serena : I cannot believe in my mom!
Nate : Still upset about the Ben thing? That was weeks ago!
Serena : No, but she doesn't wanna pay for my 3rd boob job of the year and I have no professional training so I can't work!
Nate : With that clevage and that dress I know exactly what you can work as.

Theyalier

Serena : Do my boobs look faker than Jenny's hair?
Nate : No.
Serena : Damn, I told the doctor I needed another boob job!

Theyalier

Nate : Why aren't we having sex?
Serena : Well, Blair and Chuck are using the piano but maybe if we get in line we can go next.

Theyalier

Serena : That's enough Jenny, Nate's hair may be better than mine but my hair is still better than your white extensions for racoons!
Nate : Jeez Jenny, use a hair conditioner!

Theyalier

Serena : Damn, why am I not wearing a bikini? That would be sexier!
Nate : That's what I was thinking.

Theyalier

Major lol @Sidewinder, but do you really think Serena could ever learn to use a calculator?

Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

Blair: Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It's movement, design and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we'd like to be. Just like your scarf suggests that you'd like to sell used cars.
Dan: Vanessa gave me this scarf.

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