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Reeling

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Reeling

Serena: Should we try hatesex too? It looks fun!
Nate: I could never hate you, when your wearing that dress. Let's just start with the piano.

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Blake: just look at him!! fucking Josh Schwartz he gives a damn he´s ruining Serenate this season...
Chace: yes I know all smily and carefree, we have to do something about it....
Blake: yes it´s so awkward to kiss Penn when he alredy knows that I´ve been screwing Ryan Goslyn
Chace: Wait.... that guy from the notebook?? but I thought you were dating Leo!
Blake: Naah that was just me trying to seduce him to get a roll in a film.... anyway that didn´t work out so well but can we focus here! I´m trying to stop the show´s suicide via Derena rerereunion!!!!
Chace: Oh right! right! mmmmm hey wait! I heard his new obsesion is Dair, I think he wil never get over his OC complex.... but maybe with that your making out with Penn nightmare won´t last much...
Blake: I hope so but Dair?? really?.......... OMG!!!
Chace: What´s wrong?
Blake: I think I just realized that I´m a Chair fan!!
Chace: Well in that case... welcome to the club!!

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Serena: Ohh god I can't hold it any longer!
Nate: Now What?
Serena: I have to take a poopie..!!!

Nate: Seriously..?????

Emerald

Serena: Did you ever think Chair-sex looks like this?
Nate: I knew Chuck got his moves from the discovery channel....

Emerald

Nate: Maybe if we´re just standing there, pretending we don´t care nobody even notices we´re here.
Serena: And if somebody notices?
Nate: Waving and smiling, Serena, waving and smiling.

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My favorite so far:

TheYalier & beanxo3

Beanxo3

-Serena and Nate see Chuck and Blair having sex on the piano-

Serena: Damn. Why didn't I think of having sex on the piano?!
Nate: Maybe next season.

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S: ..Fat?!..
Nate: ..hmm.. Hamburgers....

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My favorite:

SonyEricson
December 25th, 2010 1:17 PM

Serena: ...
Nate: ...

I'd probably go with:

Nate: Damn I wish I could look into Serenas Head to see what Nirvana looks like.
Serena: [wide space with wind blowing and occasional tumbleweeds crossing the picture]



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