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Serena: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Nate: No, I'm thinking what I'm thinking.
Serena: So, you're not thinking what I'm thinking?
Nate: No, 'cause you're thinking I'm thinking what you're thinking.
Woman: And the winner of Best Hair of the Show is... Jennifer Tallullah Humphrey!
Nate thinking: Damn it. I knew I should have gotten extensions.
Serena: I cannot believe Blair and Dan are kissing! Right in front of me!
Nate: I cannot believe I didn't get too!
Serena: Ugh! This show is getting so boring!
Nate: God I know! How many times can you go back between Dan and I! Pick somebody already!
Serena: I am sorry! This is a big deal! This could impact my life for two weeks until Blair and Chuck get back together and have more piano sex!
Nate: Crap, there's Anna Wintour. Hopefully she won't call me out on my brown tie!
Nate: Now, why didn't I think of matching my shirt to my hair color?
Nate thinking: Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down... *looks down* Crap, Colin is better at this than me.
Nate: Serena, let's face it: we can't handle Columbia.
Serena: No! Trust me, Nate, we just have to help each other. I will tutor you in names of vegetables in Spanish if you show me how the calculator works.
Chase: Okay, play it cool, play it cool, play it cool. (Deep Breath) I Love You Blake! ... Shit. Blown It.
Serena: I gave you EVERYTHING. I was half a virgin when I met you!
N(thinking):Concentration Nathaniel, concentration. breathe and don't look at Serena's dress... you musn't fall on temptation... damn that dress is too revealing
Nate: This is terrible!
Nate: Your dress isn't nearly as revealing as it should be
Serena's mind: *blank*
Nate's mind: *blank*
Serena: We are smart people! Nate! show them!
Dumbledee and Dumbledumb
Serena: Look at me Nate! We are here as friends, isn't that right? So I guess you can hang with me.
Nate: I can't hang with you, when I'm more into Juliet. Where is she? I guess i'll keep dancing on my own..
Serena: Well, I'll always be on the corner, watching you kiss her.
Serena:For the last time Nate my hair is shinier than yours.
Chase: In evey goddam scene they got Blake in a dress with her honkers bursting out. Just keep looking forwards...
Chase: In evey goddam scene they got Blake in a dress with her honkers bursting out. Just keep looking f
Nate : Hm, Juliet why are you dressing exactly like Serena? What do you wanna get in her pants?
Juliet : can you blame me?
Nate : Not really, it's pretty great in there.
Serena : Dan, get your hands off my man.
Nate (thinking) : Plaese don't, please don't, please don't...
Nate : You have got to be kidding me!
Serena : I'm sorry...
Nate : No way, first you flirt with my boyfriend Dan, then you say I look fat and now you wear the same shampoo as me? It's too much for a girl to handle in one night!
Nate : Oh, we never had sex in the piano. Wanna see how that feels like?
Serena : Chuck and Blair are using it.
Nate: See, I can do it better.
Serena: You wish. No one can preserve their age as well as I can.