Gossip Girl Caption Contest 135

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Welcome to the 135th Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TV Fanatic!

This week's Caption Contest winner is Brazilian Girl. Nice work!

Honorable mentions go out to Meeny, Scarlett 79, TheYalier and The Bitch is back. Thanks to everyone for playing each week and best of luck again next week!

Nate to the Party

Serena: That Vanessa bitch! She will pay for it!
Nate: C'mon Serena, you can't be mad at Vanessa for ever just because she spread a rumor about you having an STD... and seriously, it's not like it never crossed our minds!
Serena: Rumor? STD? Who cares?! The bitch beat me at Guitar Hero!!

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Mostobsessedchairperson

*Nate & Serena thinking*
"Chuck and Blair are so much hotter than us"

Maggieh10

Serena: Christmas is coming soon. Any gift ideas?
Nate thinking: On the twelfth day of xmas my trust fund gave to me
a heart for lily
a haircut for rufus
makeup remover for jenny
a brain for serena
shampoo for vanessa
my virginity for blair
a new scarf for chuck
a better girl for dan
a soul for Juliet
bail for my father
tips for Gossip Girl
and for me, nothing. I'm perfect.

Theyalier

Blake : Look producers, I don't even know your names but I have serious complaints!
Josh : What is it now, Blake?
Blake : What am I supposed to do in this show? The CW won't pay for another boob job, you won't let me wear bikinis in public anymore, I have to wear underwear in every episode and I already slept with half the cast, not to mention half the crew to get this role! In these conditions, I'm gonna have to quit!
Josh : What if we tell you what brand of shampoo Chace wears?
Blake : Deal!
Chace : I wear shampoo? What's shampoo? Funny word...
Blake : I know! Shampoo, it's almost like poo.... But it begins with "Sham"...
Josh : I should have left her go.

Theyalier

Blake : Look producers, I don't even know your names but I ahve serious complaints!
Josh : What is it now, Blake?
Blake : What am I supposed to do in this show? The CW won't pay for another boob job, you won't let me wear bikinis in public anymore, I have to wear underwear in every episode and I already slept with half the cast, not to mention half the crew to get this role! In these conditions, I'm gonna have to quit!
Josh : What if we tell you what brand of shampoo Chace wears?
Blake : Deal!
Chace : I wear shampoo? What's shampoo? Funny word...
Blake : I know! Shampoo, it's almost like poo....
Josh : I should have left her go.

Theyalier

Serena : Crap! I forgot to wear underwear!
Nate : Well, just enjoy a night like Jenny!
Serena : Fine, I'm gonna start a conversation with someone about masturbation, let the papparazzi take photos of my tampon, mistake Scotland for England, blame my parents for my dark miserable persona, sleep with Chuck Bass, try to kiss my step-sister's boyfriend, be a silly virgin drug mule, sing suicidal songs and of course look like racoon trash.
Nate : Seriously? No one would believe you're a virgin!

Theyalier

Serena : Crap! I forgot to wear underwear!
Nate : Well, just enjoy a night like Jenny!
Serena : Fine, I'm gonna start a conversation with someone about masturbation, let the papparazzi take photos of my tampon, mistake Scotland for England, blame my parents for my dark miserable persona, sleep with Chuck Bass, try to kiss my step-sister's boyfriend, be a silly virgin drug mule, sing suicidal songs and of course look like racoon trash.

Theyalier

Serena : Crap! I forgot to wear underwear!
Nate : Well, just enjoy a night like Jenny!

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Blake: This costume is a disaster. First the necklace is practically on top of my chest and then the braid is completely obstructing view of the other boob. Like, what are people supposed to look at, what is my motivation, how are they to connect to my character if they can't see my chest?? Chace: I know, i can't work under these conditions!!! I'm out...

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Nate : I can read minds just by standing next to someone
Serena : Right, then what am I thinking ?
Nate : ... ... ... Just give me 2 more minutes i'm not getting anything !
Serena frowns and thinks "hey !"
Nate : Oh oh, I got that !! Wait ... Where you even thinking about something ?

Firework

Serena: You know what? I can cut my hair à la Demi Moore G.I. Jane's style and I still look hot.
Nate thinking: *I still don't understand why Dan had a 3some and I didn't.*
Serena: And you know what? I can dye my hair like Jenny and I still LOOK HOT!
Nate: Juliet is right. You really are a stupid bitch.
Serena: Burn in hell haters! I'm so amazing.

Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

Blair: Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It's movement, design and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we'd like to be. Just like your scarf suggests that you'd like to sell used cars.
Dan: Vanessa gave me this scarf.

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