Serena: omg Nate look at Blairs hair. How does she get it that perfect??
Nate: omg I know but better than that look at chuck! He looks beautiful I think I'm in love. Too bad he already has blair
Dair is love
December 27th, 2010 8:40 PM
@TheYalier
Stop please ,you're not funny !
BrGirl Rank: Recurring Character
December 27th, 2010 4:38 PM
Thanks @TheYalier ;)
cerreno702
December 27th, 2010 2:39 PM
Serena: They say two brains are better than one.
Nate: Which would help if we had any. Lets face it, we're just too beautiful for brains.
Serena: I know, Right? Lets leave the brain work for Blair. *back to humming if I was a rich girl*
miss blair
December 27th, 2010 12:03 PM
Nate: " You know, I could totally pull off that dress" Serena:....thinking......
Chair & Delena Rank: Recurring Character
December 27th, 2010 10:59 AM
*Nate & Serena thinking*
"Chuck and Blair are so much hotter than us"
maggieh10 Rank: Guest Star
December 27th, 2010 10:47 AM
Serena: Christmas is coming soon. Any gift ideas?
Nate thinking: On the twelfth day of xmas my trust fund gave to me
a heart for lily
a haircut for rufus
makeup remover for jenny
a brain for serena
shampoo for vanessa
my virginity for blair
a new scarf for chuck
a better girl for dan
a soul for Juliet
bail for my father
tips for Gossip Girl
and for me, nothing. I'm perfect.
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 27th, 2010 9:47 AM
Blake : Look producers, I don't even know your names but I have serious complaints!
Josh : What is it now, Blake?
Blake : What am I supposed to do in this show? The CW won't pay for another boob job, you won't let me wear bikinis in public anymore, I have to wear underwear in every episode and I already slept with half the cast, not to mention half the crew to get this role! In these conditions, I'm gonna have to quit!
Josh : What if we tell you what brand of shampoo Chace wears?
Blake : Deal!
Chace : I wear shampoo? What's shampoo? Funny word...
Blake : I know! Shampoo, it's almost like poo.... But it begins with "Sham"...
Josh : I should have left her go.
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 27th, 2010 9:46 AM
Blake : Look producers, I don't even know your names but I ahve serious complaints!
Josh : What is it now, Blake?
Blake : What am I supposed to do in this show? The CW won't pay for another boob job, you won't let me wear bikinis in public anymore, I have to wear underwear in every episode and I already slept with half the cast, not to mention half the crew to get this role! In these conditions, I'm gonna have to quit!
Josh : What if we tell you what brand of shampoo Chace wears?
Blake : Deal!
Chace : I wear shampoo? What's shampoo? Funny word...
Blake : I know! Shampoo, it's almost like poo....
Josh : I should have left her go.
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 27th, 2010 9:41 AM
Serena : Crap! I forgot to wear underwear!
Nate : Well, just enjoy a night like Jenny!
Serena : Fine, I'm gonna start a conversation with someone about masturbation, let the papparazzi take photos of my tampon, mistake Scotland for England, blame my parents for my dark miserable persona, sleep with Chuck Bass, try to kiss my step-sister's boyfriend, be a silly virgin drug mule, sing suicidal songs and of course look like racoon trash.
Nate : Seriously? No one would believe you're a virgin!
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 27th, 2010 9:40 AM
Serena : Crap! I forgot to wear underwear!
Nate : Well, just enjoy a night like Jenny!
Serena : Fine, I'm gonna start a conversation with someone about masturbation, let the papparazzi take photos of my tampon, mistake Scotland for England, blame my parents for my dark miserable persona, sleep with Chuck Bass, try to kiss my step-sister's boyfriend, be a silly virgin drug mule, sing suicidal songs and of course look like racoon trash.
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 27th, 2010 9:35 AM
Serena : Crap! I forgot to wear underwear!
Nate : Well, just enjoy a night like Jenny!
.vanessa
December 27th, 2010 7:53 AM
Blake: This costume is a disaster. First the necklace is practically on top of my chest and then the braid is completely obstructing view of the other boob. Like, what are people supposed to look at, what is my motivation, how are they to connect to my character if they can't see my chest??
Chace: I know, i can't work under these conditions!!! I'm out...
chrisea34
December 27th, 2010 6:48 AM
Nate : I can read minds just by standing next to someone
Serena : Right, then what am I thinking ?
Nate : ... ... ... Just give me 2 more minutes i'm not getting anything !
Serena frowns and thinks "hey !"
Nate : Oh oh, I got that !! Wait ... Where you even thinking about something ?
Serena: You know what? I can cut my hair à la Demi Moore G.I. Jane's style and I still look hot.
Nate thinking: *I still don't understand why Dan had a 3some and I didn't.*
Serena: And you know what? I can dye my hair like Jenny and I still LOOK HOT!
Nate: Juliet is right. You really are a stupid bitch.
Serena: Burn in hell haters! I'm so amazing.
reeling Rank: Guest Star
December 27th, 2010 4:27 AM
'Gossip Girl here, your one and only source for revealing dresses and awful hair.'
reeling Rank: Guest Star
December 27th, 2010 4:25 AM
Serena: Should we try hatesex too? It looks fun!
Nate: I could never hate you, when your wearing that dress. Let's just start with the piano.
pichis
December 27th, 2010 3:08 AM
Blake: just look at him!! fucking Josh Schwartz he gives a damn he´s ruining Serenate this season...
Chace: yes I know all smily and carefree, we have to do something about it....
Blake: yes it´s so awkward to kiss Penn when he alredy knows that I´ve been screwing Ryan Goslyn
Chace: Wait.... that guy from the notebook?? but I thought you were dating Leo!
Blake: Naah that was just me trying to seduce him to get a roll in a film.... anyway that didn´t work out so well but can we focus here! I´m trying to stop the show´s suicide via Derena rerereunion!!!!
Chace: Oh right! right! mmmmm hey wait! I heard his new obsesion is Dair, I think he wil never get over his OC complex.... but maybe with that your making out with Penn nightmare won´t last much...
Blake: I hope so but Dair?? really?.......... OMG!!!
Chace: What´s wrong?
Blake: I think I just realized that I´m a Chair fan!!
Chace: Well in that case... welcome to the club!!
Nate: Maybe if we´re just standing there, pretending we don´t care nobody even notices we´re here.
Serena: And if somebody notices?
Nate: Waving and smiling, Serena, waving and smiling.
-Serena and Nate see Chuck and Blair having sex on the piano-
Serena: Damn. Why didn't I think of having sex on the piano?!
Nate: Maybe next season.
Stef
December 26th, 2010 9:25 PM
S: ..Fat?!..
Nate: ..hmm.. Hamburgers....
S
December 26th, 2010 9:00 PM
My favorite:
SonyEricson
December 25th, 2010 1:17 PM
Serena: ...
Nate: ...
I'd probably go with:
Nate: Damn I wish I could look into Serenas Head to see what Nirvana looks like.
Serena: [wide space with wind blowing and occasional tumbleweeds crossing the picture]
Serena: Congratulations, you've officially joined the dark side.
Rank: Leading Character
December 27th, 2010 10:28 PM
Serena: omg Nate look at Blairs hair. How does she get it that perfect??
Nate: omg I know but better than that look at chuck! He looks beautiful I think I'm in love. Too bad he already has blair
December 27th, 2010 8:40 PM
@TheYalier
Stop please ,you're not funny !
Rank: Recurring Character
December 27th, 2010 4:38 PM
Thanks @TheYalier ;)
December 27th, 2010 2:39 PM
Serena: They say two brains are better than one.
Nate: Which would help if we had any. Lets face it, we're just too beautiful for brains.
Serena: I know, Right? Lets leave the brain work for Blair. *back to humming if I was a rich girl*
December 27th, 2010 12:03 PM
Nate: " You know, I could totally pull off that dress" Serena:....thinking......
Rank: Recurring Character
December 27th, 2010 10:59 AM
*Nate & Serena thinking*
"Chuck and Blair are so much hotter than us"
Rank: Guest Star
December 27th, 2010 10:47 AM
Serena: Christmas is coming soon. Any gift ideas?
Nate thinking: On the twelfth day of xmas my trust fund gave to me
a heart for lily
a haircut for rufus
makeup remover for jenny
a brain for serena
shampoo for vanessa
my virginity for blair
a new scarf for chuck
a better girl for dan
a soul for Juliet
bail for my father
tips for Gossip Girl
and for me, nothing. I'm perfect.
Rank: Regular Character
December 27th, 2010 9:47 AM
Blake : Look producers, I don't even know your names but I have serious complaints!
Josh : What is it now, Blake?
Blake : What am I supposed to do in this show? The CW won't pay for another boob job, you won't let me wear bikinis in public anymore, I have to wear underwear in every episode and I already slept with half the cast, not to mention half the crew to get this role! In these conditions, I'm gonna have to quit!
Josh : What if we tell you what brand of shampoo Chace wears?
Blake : Deal!
Chace : I wear shampoo? What's shampoo? Funny word...
Blake : I know! Shampoo, it's almost like poo.... But it begins with "Sham"...
Josh : I should have left her go.
Rank: Regular Character
December 27th, 2010 9:46 AM
Blake : Look producers, I don't even know your names but I ahve serious complaints!
Josh : What is it now, Blake?
Blake : What am I supposed to do in this show? The CW won't pay for another boob job, you won't let me wear bikinis in public anymore, I have to wear underwear in every episode and I already slept with half the cast, not to mention half the crew to get this role! In these conditions, I'm gonna have to quit!
Josh : What if we tell you what brand of shampoo Chace wears?
Blake : Deal!
Chace : I wear shampoo? What's shampoo? Funny word...
Blake : I know! Shampoo, it's almost like poo....
Josh : I should have left her go.
Rank: Regular Character
December 27th, 2010 9:41 AM
Serena : Crap! I forgot to wear underwear!
Nate : Well, just enjoy a night like Jenny!
Serena : Fine, I'm gonna start a conversation with someone about masturbation, let the papparazzi take photos of my tampon, mistake Scotland for England, blame my parents for my dark miserable persona, sleep with Chuck Bass, try to kiss my step-sister's boyfriend, be a silly virgin drug mule, sing suicidal songs and of course look like racoon trash.
Nate : Seriously? No one would believe you're a virgin!
Rank: Regular Character
December 27th, 2010 9:40 AM
Serena : Crap! I forgot to wear underwear!
Nate : Well, just enjoy a night like Jenny!
Serena : Fine, I'm gonna start a conversation with someone about masturbation, let the papparazzi take photos of my tampon, mistake Scotland for England, blame my parents for my dark miserable persona, sleep with Chuck Bass, try to kiss my step-sister's boyfriend, be a silly virgin drug mule, sing suicidal songs and of course look like racoon trash.
Rank: Regular Character
December 27th, 2010 9:35 AM
Serena : Crap! I forgot to wear underwear!
Nate : Well, just enjoy a night like Jenny!
December 27th, 2010 7:53 AM
Blake: This costume is a disaster. First the necklace is practically on top of my chest and then the braid is completely obstructing view of the other boob. Like, what are people supposed to look at, what is my motivation, how are they to connect to my character if they can't see my chest??
Chace: I know, i can't work under these conditions!!! I'm out...
December 27th, 2010 6:48 AM
Nate : I can read minds just by standing next to someone
Serena : Right, then what am I thinking ?
Nate : ... ... ... Just give me 2 more minutes i'm not getting anything !
Serena frowns and thinks "hey !"
Nate : Oh oh, I got that !! Wait ... Where you even thinking about something ?
Rank: Extra
December 27th, 2010 4:48 AM
Serena: You know what? I can cut my hair à la Demi Moore G.I. Jane's style and I still look hot.
Nate thinking: *I still don't understand why Dan had a 3some and I didn't.*
Serena: And you know what? I can dye my hair like Jenny and I still LOOK HOT!
Nate: Juliet is right. You really are a stupid bitch.
Serena: Burn in hell haters! I'm so amazing.
Rank: Guest Star
December 27th, 2010 4:27 AM
'Gossip Girl here, your one and only source for revealing dresses and awful hair.'
Rank: Guest Star
December 27th, 2010 4:25 AM
Serena: Should we try hatesex too? It looks fun!
Nate: I could never hate you, when your wearing that dress. Let's just start with the piano.
December 27th, 2010 3:08 AM
Blake: just look at him!! fucking Josh Schwartz he gives a damn he´s ruining Serenate this season...
Chace: yes I know all smily and carefree, we have to do something about it....
Blake: yes it´s so awkward to kiss Penn when he alredy knows that I´ve been screwing Ryan Goslyn
Chace: Wait.... that guy from the notebook?? but I thought you were dating Leo!
Blake: Naah that was just me trying to seduce him to get a roll in a film.... anyway that didn´t work out so well but can we focus here! I´m trying to stop the show´s suicide via Derena rerereunion!!!!
Chace: Oh right! right! mmmmm hey wait! I heard his new obsesion is Dair, I think he wil never get over his OC complex.... but maybe with that your making out with Penn nightmare won´t last much...
Blake: I hope so but Dair?? really?.......... OMG!!!
Chace: What´s wrong?
Blake: I think I just realized that I´m a Chair fan!!
Chace: Well in that case... welcome to the club!!
Rank: New User
December 27th, 2010 3:02 AM
Serena: Ohh god I can't hold it any longer!
Nate: Now What?
Serena: I have to take a poopie..!!!
Nate: Seriously..?????
Rank: Extra
December 27th, 2010 2:54 AM
Serena: Did you ever think Chair-sex looks like this?
Nate: I knew Chuck got his moves from the discovery channel....
Rank: Extra
December 27th, 2010 2:53 AM
Nate: Maybe if we´re just standing there, pretending we don´t care nobody even notices we´re here.
Serena: And if somebody notices?
Nate: Waving and smiling, Serena, waving and smiling.
December 27th, 2010 2:33 AM
My favorite so far:
TheYalier & beanxo3
Rank: Extra
December 26th, 2010 9:26 PM
-Serena and Nate see Chuck and Blair having sex on the piano-
Serena: Damn. Why didn't I think of having sex on the piano?!
Nate: Maybe next season.
December 26th, 2010 9:25 PM
S: ..Fat?!..
Nate: ..hmm.. Hamburgers....
December 26th, 2010 9:00 PM
My favorite:
SonyEricson
December 25th, 2010 1:17 PM
Serena: ...
Nate: ...
I'd probably go with:
Nate: Damn I wish I could look into Serenas Head to see what Nirvana looks like.
Serena: [wide space with wind blowing and occasional tumbleweeds crossing the picture]