Gossip Girl Caption Contest 135

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Welcome to the 135th Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TV Fanatic!

This week's Caption Contest winner is Brazilian Girl. Nice work!

Honorable mentions go out to Meeny, Scarlett 79, TheYalier and The Bitch is back. Thanks to everyone for playing each week and best of luck again next week!

Nate to the Party

Serena: That Vanessa bitch! She will pay for it!
Nate: C'mon Serena, you can't be mad at Vanessa for ever just because she spread a rumor about you having an STD... and seriously, it's not like it never crossed our minds!
Serena: Rumor? STD? Who cares?! The bitch beat me at Guitar Hero!!

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Theyalier

Serena : Why did Dan leave me? Why does Juliet hate me? What did I ever do to Vanessa? I don't knwo, I don't know, do you know?
Nate : Sorry, what? I was breathing and I can't think and breathe at the same.
Serena : I totally get that.

Theyalier

Serena : Why did Dan leave me? Why does Juliet hate me? What did I ever do to Vanessa? I don't knwo, I don't know, do you know?
Nate : Sorry, what? I was breathing and I can't think and breathe at the same.
Serena : I totally get that, we need rest to keep up our gorgeous looks!

Theyalier

Blake : I don't need "Gossip Girl", it's been four seasons! It's annoying!
Chace : Stop quoting my boyfriend, you bitch.

Theyalier

Serena : What, how many times did you fake it?
Nate : That depends, how many times did we have sex and I didn't picture Dan instead of you?

Sidewinder

Serena: I'm really trying to make an effort here. I thought everything was good between us.
Nate: It was. Before I found out you had sex with my boyfriend.

Sidewinder

Serena: Nate, you were supposed to be my buffer.
Nate: I was. Before I found out you had slept with everyone at the party. Happy STD, S.

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Serena: What is it this time Nate? Are you avoiding me?
Nate: Well not "you" so much as "them"...
Serena: You mean my pair of b ....
Nate: Yes...you're pair of beautiful blue eyes..they're mesmerising.
Serena: That's it?

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Serena: Yeah, it's just a robot, but works the same way the real one does. You have to talk to him slowly and loudly, look. NATE, DO ARCHIBALD STARE. GOOD BOY! And the best thing is, the artificial Nate is just as cheap as the original!

Danielle50

Nate: Serena, you are desperate for attention that you bang every guy that talks to you.
Serena: At least I did not go as far as using Chuck's little black book.

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And the Prize for Match your Hair to your Tie goes to (drum rolls): Nate Archibald!

Gossip Girl Quotes

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Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.

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