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Theyalier

Serena : Why did Dan leave me? Why does Juliet hate me? What did I ever do to Vanessa? I don't knwo, I don't know, do you know?
Nate : Sorry, what? I was breathing and I can't think and breathe at the same.
Serena : I totally get that.

Theyalier

Serena : Why did Dan leave me? Why does Juliet hate me? What did I ever do to Vanessa? I don't knwo, I don't know, do you know?
Nate : Sorry, what? I was breathing and I can't think and breathe at the same.
Serena : I totally get that, we need rest to keep up our gorgeous looks!

Theyalier

Blake : I don't need "Gossip Girl", it's been four seasons! It's annoying!
Chace : Stop quoting my boyfriend, you bitch.

Theyalier

Serena : What, how many times did you fake it?
Nate : That depends, how many times did we have sex and I didn't picture Dan instead of you?

Sidewinder

Serena: I'm really trying to make an effort here. I thought everything was good between us.
Nate: It was. Before I found out you had sex with my boyfriend.

Sidewinder

Serena: Nate, you were supposed to be my buffer.
Nate: I was. Before I found out you had slept with everyone at the party. Happy STD, S.

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Serena: What is it this time Nate? Are you avoiding me?
Nate: Well not "you" so much as "them"...
Serena: You mean my pair of b ....
Nate: Yes...you're pair of beautiful blue eyes..they're mesmerising.
Serena: That's it?

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Serena: Yeah, it's just a robot, but works the same way the real one does. You have to talk to him slowly and loudly, look. NATE, DO ARCHIBALD STARE. GOOD BOY! And the best thing is, the artificial Nate is just as cheap as the original!

Danielle50

Nate: Serena, you are desperate for attention that you bang every guy that talks to you.
Serena: At least I did not go as far as using Chuck's little black book.

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And the Prize for Match your Hair to your Tie goes to (drum rolls): Nate Archibald!



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