Gossip Girl Caption Contest 135

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Welcome to the 135th Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TV Fanatic!

This week's Caption Contest winner is Brazilian Girl. Nice work!

Honorable mentions go out to Meeny, Scarlett 79, TheYalier and The Bitch is back. Thanks to everyone for playing each week and best of luck again next week!

Nate to the Party

Serena: That Vanessa bitch! She will pay for it!
Nate: C'mon Serena, you can't be mad at Vanessa for ever just because she spread a rumor about you having an STD... and seriously, it's not like it never crossed our minds!
Serena: Rumor? STD? Who cares?! The bitch beat me at Guitar Hero!!

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Serena: So what do you think of this party Nate:...... Serena:Nate, I'm talking to you, are you listening to me Nate: *thinks* Keep looking straight don't look at Serena boobs don't look at her boobs

Firework

Nate: Hey S. So, your Christmas was good?
Serena: Not at all. They gave me underwear, Nate. Underwear.

Firework

Serena: Nate I think our relationship as friends is not getting well. Do you feel the same?
Nate: Yes I understand your position.
Serena: You do?
Nate: Of course. We didn't have a threesome yet.

Firework

Serena: Nate I need to tell you something.
Nate: What?
Serena: I slept with your boyfriend.
Nate: WHO?! CHUCK?
Serena: No. Dan.

Heavenscent9222

Serena: This party sucks.
Nate: Yeah, it does.
Serena: You want to do somehting really fun tonight.
Nate: Sure, what'd you have in mind?
Serena: We could go to Taco Bell.

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Haha, well said @BACCARATblair.
Here are my favourites: Brazilian Girl, Sidewinder and TheYalier.

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TheYalier, don't care about "Dair is love", she's just a Jenny Humphrey.

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Hahaha, I like this one: Sidewinder
Rank: Guest Star
December 28th, 2010 3:47 PM Serena: I'm really trying to make an effort here. I thought everything was good between us.
Nate: It was. Before I found out you had sex with my boyfriend.

Theyalier

@Brazilian Girl, you're welcome, you should win.

Theyalier

@Dair is love, I'm so sorry I don't meet your high school bitch standards, after all you're sooo funny and clever. Just answer me something: How many Caption Contests have you won? How many times did you get a Honorable Mention? Oh, sorry.

Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.

Blair
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