Gossip Girl Caption Contest 133

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Welcome to the 133rd edition of the Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TVF!

This week's Caption Contest winner is Ali. Congratulations and well done!

Honorable mentions go out to jennysux, maggieh10 and Stella. Thanks to everyone for playing and best of luck again in next week's Gossip Girl Caption Contest!

Confronting Juliet

Dan: So, how long do we have to stay here pretending we care?
Nate: I don't know, I already did both of them, so up to you.

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Juliet : Blair, that's enough...
Blair : It's enough, when I say it's enough. Dan, hand me the knives.

Z0ey

Chace (to Penn): So, you finally got a good storyline eh?
Penn: I know right? Who knew bitching about being on gossip girl would do wonders for my character? I should have done that so last season ago!

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Agree that @jennysux totally clever and hilarious!

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Blair: Juliet, unlike your plebeian self, we Upper East Siders do know our Shakespeare. Don't you remember what happened to your namesake at the end of Romeo and Juliet?
Juliet: Um...she died?
Blair: Exactly. Suicide by stabbing herself in the heart. Which is what you just did by coming back! Dan: Er...Blair?
Blair: *exasperated* What, Humphrey? I didn't call YOU a plebeian for once. So what's the problem!?
Dan: Romeo died at the end of "Romeo and Juliet" too.
**everyone looks at Nate**
Nate: I don't remember that part. Oh...um...I forgot I have a date with Ser-
Dan: *jumps Nate*
Nate: NO!!! DON'T KILL ME! NOT MY BEAUTIFUL MAN-BANGS!

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Blair: Juliet, unlike your plebeian self, we Upper East Siders do know our Shakespeare. Don't you remember what happened to your namesake at the end of Romeo and Juliet? Juliet: Um...she died? Blair: Exactly. Suicide by stabbing herself in the heart. Which is what you just did by coming back! Dan: Er...Blair? Blair: *exasperated* What, Humphrey? I didn't call YOU a plebeian for once. So what's the problem!? Dan: Romeo died at the end of "Romeo and Juliet" too. **everyone looks at Nate** Nate: I don't remember that part. Oh...um...I forgot I have a date with Ser- Dan: *jumps Nate* Nate: NO!!! DON'T KILL ME! NOT MY BEAUTIFUL MAN-BANGS!

Xomoniquexo

Blair (to Juliet): This is what happens when you borrow cloths and hair extension from jenny Humphrey you turn into a zombie who only motive is for everyone around her to rest in peace, No office Humphrey
Dan: none taken she does have a gravestone in her room
Nate : I hope my name isn't on it,my face doesn't looks too good in stone
Juliet (toward Blair ): where is Serena!

Xomoniquexo

Blair (to Juliet): This is what happens when you borrow cloth and hair extension for jenny Humphrey you turn in a zombie who only motive is for everyone around he to rest in peace, No office Humphrey
Dan: none taken she does have a gravestone in her room
Nate : I hope my name isn't on it,my face looks too solid in stone
Juliet (toward Blair ): where is Serena!!!

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Luv jennysux! Hiilarious!

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Blair: Oh, as I see, you still do your own hair.
Dan: Hm, yeah, it looks terrible from here.

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Blair: Stop copying me!
Juliet: Stop copying me!

Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.

Blair
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