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Juliet : Blair, that's enough...
Blair : It's enough, when I say it's enough. Dan, hand me the knives.

Z0ey

Chace (to Penn): So, you finally got a good storyline eh?
Penn: I know right? Who knew bitching about being on gossip girl would do wonders for my character? I should have done that so last season ago!

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Agree that @jennysux totally clever and hilarious!

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Blair: Juliet, unlike your plebeian self, we Upper East Siders do know our Shakespeare. Don't you remember what happened to your namesake at the end of Romeo and Juliet?
Juliet: Um...she died?
Blair: Exactly. Suicide by stabbing herself in the heart. Which is what you just did by coming back! Dan: Er...Blair?
Blair: *exasperated* What, Humphrey? I didn't call YOU a plebeian for once. So what's the problem!?
Dan: Romeo died at the end of "Romeo and Juliet" too.
**everyone looks at Nate**
Nate: I don't remember that part. Oh...um...I forgot I have a date with Ser-
Dan: *jumps Nate*
Nate: NO!!! DON'T KILL ME! NOT MY BEAUTIFUL MAN-BANGS!

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Blair: Juliet, unlike your plebeian self, we Upper East Siders do know our Shakespeare. Don't you remember what happened to your namesake at the end of Romeo and Juliet? Juliet: Um...she died? Blair: Exactly. Suicide by stabbing herself in the heart. Which is what you just did by coming back! Dan: Er...Blair? Blair: *exasperated* What, Humphrey? I didn't call YOU a plebeian for once. So what's the problem!? Dan: Romeo died at the end of "Romeo and Juliet" too. **everyone looks at Nate** Nate: I don't remember that part. Oh...um...I forgot I have a date with Ser- Dan: *jumps Nate* Nate: NO!!! DON'T KILL ME! NOT MY BEAUTIFUL MAN-BANGS!

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Blair (to Juliet): This is what happens when you borrow cloths and hair extension from jenny Humphrey you turn into a zombie who only motive is for everyone around her to rest in peace, No office Humphrey
Dan: none taken she does have a gravestone in her room
Nate : I hope my name isn't on it,my face doesn't looks too good in stone
Juliet (toward Blair ): where is Serena!

Xomoniquexo

Blair (to Juliet): This is what happens when you borrow cloth and hair extension for jenny Humphrey you turn in a zombie who only motive is for everyone around he to rest in peace, No office Humphrey
Dan: none taken she does have a gravestone in her room
Nate : I hope my name isn't on it,my face looks too solid in stone
Juliet (toward Blair ): where is Serena!!!

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Luv jennysux! Hiilarious!

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Blair: Oh, as I see, you still do your own hair.
Dan: Hm, yeah, it looks terrible from here.

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Blair: Stop copying me!
Juliet: Stop copying me!



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