The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 35

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The winner of this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest submitted an especially timely entry.

As posted below, reader "Mare" cited a famous Harry Potter scene/character in coming up with a way to describe what's going on in this photo. Due to our love for that franchise, and our excitement over its latest installment currently in theaters, this was an easy choice to select.

Thanks so very much to all who participated and remember to do so every week!

Poker Caption

Dammit Ron and Hermione! Why do you always have to sneak up on me when I'm talking to Sirius Black?

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Damon: Harry Potter ain't got nothing on me! My wand is bigger than his!


Damon: I'm warning you Mason stop calling me a little piggie!


Damon: My version of pin the tail on the wherewolf!


Damon: No, I do not have plumbers but!


Damon: Soooo did you bring the weinies and marshmallows?


Do you think I would ever leave when I'm needed so badly?


damon: I'm going to fish myself some hot and snappish one liners.


damon: We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us.


Damon to mason :Stop with the zoro jokes mason or i'll rip your heart out and shove it down your throat i'm surprizingly good at it ! :)


"You have got to go. I mean like you are the weakest link goodbye! Punchy, the tribe has spoken. Please pack up your knives and go. Your work of art, didn't work for me. You're times up. I have to ask you to leave the mansion. You must leave the chateau. Your tour ends here. You've been chopped! You've been evicted from the Big Brother house. Your desert just didn't measure up. Sashay away! Give me your jacket and leave Hell's kitchen! You did not get a rose. You have been eliminated from the race. You are no longer in the running to be America's Next Top Model. You're fired. Auf Wiedersehen."

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Dear Elena, yes you heard that correctly. Hell has frozen over. I'm writing it all down. Granted, I'm half a bottle in thanks to my 1950 Chateau Cheval Blanc, a bottle I waited 65 years to open. I used to spend nights sitting in my wine cellar convincing myself I could hear it age, tannins growing, fermenting, but appreciating its beauty didn't make time go by any faster. The bottle just laid there on its shelf, torturing me while I waited for Katherine and time stood still. Eventually I convinced myself that no sip of that wine could ever taste as good as I dreamt it would. And that is the story of why I drink bourbon. I don't know who I am without you, but I know that as long as I'm with you, time will stand still. So who is Damon Salvatore without Elena Gilbert? A selfish friend, a jealous brother, a horrible son? Or maybe with a little luck, I'll do right by you. Because you may be a thousand miles away or a hundred years away, but you're still here with me and my heart is right there in that coffin with you. Until you come back to me.