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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 32

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Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time in Vampire Diaries Caption Contest history, two readers sent in the same entry.

Our apologies to "Kate," but "Ana" did so first, giving her this week's title. But you both made us laugh and everyone can read the winning submission below. Thanks to everyone for playing and remember to do so every week!

Kat vs. Caroline

Elena: Call me Snooki one more time...

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Katherine: You haven't answered my question.
Caroline: How can I tell you if you keep choking me!

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Death Glare Stare-down 2010! Here are our contestants:
Katherine Pierce, a woman with 500 years of practice and a pair of pesty ex-lovers messing up her Plan A and Plan B.
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Caroline Forbes, murdered by Katherine and hell if her newly kick-ass self will stand for it anymore.
Which angry vampire lady will stare down the other first? Tune in to find out!

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katherine: are you saying that i HAVENT been crushing on edward cullen this WHOLE time!!!! caroline: I know its hard for you to hear but we are all on team DAMON now u have to deal. katherine: ( rocking back and fourth in corner crying) OH MY GOD!! OMG

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Katherine: Do NOT wear high heels next time, I must always be longer than you.
Caroline: Is that the excuse for your hair?
Katherine: ... *starts choking Caroline* Don't ever critisize my hair again.

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Katherine: God, you're so hot. When did you get so hot?!
Caroline: You look like Snookie and you sound like Paris Hilton. How did you get on this show?

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You know we can't compel EACH OTHER, right?

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Caroline: Why are you choking me Snookie!!!
Katherine: For the last time! I do NOT look like Snookie!
Caroline: Well four pages of comments say you do.

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My hair does NOT make me Snooki. Got it?

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Katherine: Now, let's go over this again.
Caroline: Okay... You're going to kill me - again - if I don't dress up as a Pickle Princess for Halloween.
Katherine: Good. Now go and get your costume ready. Make sure to have a pickle scepter or your arm goes first.

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Caroline: This is his hey its tuesday face
Katherine: No thats his hey its friday face, this is the tuesday face. More furrowed brows.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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