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October 31st, 2010 3:13 AM
Derek: Ok, so 1,2,3..put gel in your hair!!!
October 31st, 2010 2:49 AM
Derek: "One more time, ok? When the LITTLE hand is on the 7, and the BIG hand is on the ...."
Mark: "Ok, ok, I think I got it now!"
Derek: "Good! Now you can be a neurosurgeon."
October 31st, 2010 2:47 AM
Derek: "According to my watch, it's time to meet Lexi in the on call room!"
Mark: "And according to MY watch, it's time to reapply my hair gel."
Derek: "Crap! I think our women switched watches on us again!"
October 30th, 2010 10:42 PM
Derek(thinking): oh- look its time to fix the hair.
Mark(thinking): oh- i bet im losing the "steam"-- better go take another shower.
October 30th, 2010 9:41 PM
Patrick:So now that Grey's is going down hill, the only thing we can do for a show is male strip.
October 30th, 2010 3:32 PM
Derek: What time is it?
Mark(not listening and singing): 1, 2, 3 o'clock 4 o'clock rock
Derek: Damn the day is going by too fast!
October 30th, 2010 2:08 PM
Derek: Okay let's synchronize our watches...
Mark: Justin Bieber concert here we come!!
October 30th, 2010 12:31 PM
Derek: Okay...so I'm on call room 1 with Meredith...
Mark: I'm on call room 2 with a hot scrub nurse...Hunt and Yang are in on call room 3 and Torres and Robbins are in 4...
Derek: We only have ten minutes till the crew comes back for the documentary...
Mark: Why do you think everyone's in an on call room?
Derek:...Right...setting our watches for ten minutes...
Mark: I can blow the mind of the scrub nurse in less than 5 minutes...
Derek: I can blow Meredith's mind in 2 minutes...
Mark: You wanna bet? Who's the fastest? You or me?
Derek: Oh...You are so on!
Mark: Ready!
Derek: Set!
Mark and Derek: Sex!!!
October 30th, 2010 11:45 AM
Beam us up Scottie
October 30th, 2010 11:43 AM
Derek: So Meredith freaked out again when I brought up the baby topic to her...
Mark: So Lexie freaked out again when I tried to apologize to her
Derek: Sometimes I don't get these Grey sisters
Mark: Neither do I
Rank: Guest Star
October 30th, 2010 11:38 AM
Derek: Titan synchronize time.
Mark: We sure are the champions
Derek: Right. Right.
Rank: Regular Character
October 30th, 2010 11:31 AM
Power Doctors Activate!
October 30th, 2010 9:40 AM
Derek: Hammertime
Mark: Indeed it is!
October 30th, 2010 9:39 AM
Derek: Hammertime!
October 30th, 2010 9:30 AM
Mark: I bet you Cristina will have a nervous breakdown but the end of the week.
Derek: She'll be fine.
Mark: I bet you my watch that she will crack.
Derek: Deal.
October 30th, 2010 8:08 AM
Derek: I'm telling you, it's 12.30, I set my watch this morning!
Mark: Dude, not possible, I bought this from some guy selling it out of the back of his car just the other day! He swore it was real....oh, man.
Derek: Yeah...so maybe you go back to wearing the watch you got last year.
Mark: But this one has Batman on it!
Rank: Guest Star
October 30th, 2010 8:04 AM
Mark: I'm so happy we finally took our releshenship to the next level....
Derek: Getting maching friend-watches was a great idea!
Mark: Do you think we went to far, when we used Bailys bedazzeler to pimp them up?
Derek: No way, didn't you here - girls love things there "dazzle"
October 30th, 2010 5:19 AM
MArk: Do you realise Hunt spent a million dollars on dummies for his emergency training exercise?
Derek: Well I spent a couple of hundred dollars on this watch and it still doesn't tell the right time. Am I a dummy?
Mark: No.
October 30th, 2010 4:56 AM
Derek: I advertise hair products, cars. I think I should advertise watches too
Mark: I could advertise hair products and cars too. I have the sexier wrist, so I'll advertise the watches
October 30th, 2010 4:48 AM
Derek: The clocks go back an hour in the UK tonight.
MArk: So that makes Halloween and hour later over there? So do I need to adjust my watch too?
Derek: Not sure, but you can trick or treat if you want. Dress up as a doctor, you'll get lots of candy!
Rank: Guest Star
October 30th, 2010 4:33 AM
Derek: Mark why is your hand turning purple. What are you doing
Mark:... What are YOU doing
Derek: im just putting on my watch
Mark: *thinking* oh i was trying to cut off my circulation to see whatd it be like to have no hand..." yeah i was just putting on my watch too. Ha must be too tight."
Rank: Guest Star
October 30th, 2010 4:27 AM
Mark: "What time does it say on your watch"
Derek: "11 minutes past 10"
Mark: "Damn, mine is too fast, it's 12 minutes past"
Rank: Guest Star
October 30th, 2010 4:23 AM
Derek: ready...3...2...1... Go!
Rank: Guest Star
October 30th, 2010 4:19 AM
Mark: the itsy bitsy spider crawled....
Derek: seriously
Mark: what! Oh... But Alex can sing camp rock and its "sweet and kind"
Rank: Guest Star
October 30th, 2010 4:17 AM
Mark: what are you doing
Derek: oh! Just admiring my hands, i stopped by derm this morning
Mark: nice! I was there this morning too but i wasnt getting my hands done.