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November 2nd, 2010 2:29 AM
Derek: Okay we need to be back here with everything by 12:55.
Mark: You grab the crackers and I will meet you here to see who can get down 7 crackers in 1 minute.
Derek: Synchronize watches now!
November 1st, 2010 11:02 PM
Derek: Set watches to Pretty and Prettier Time. 3...2...1... GO!
November 1st, 2010 9:46 PM
Wonder twin powers activate!
Rank: Regular Character
November 1st, 2010 9:41 PM
want to change it id like the 1st one i did i like this one better
derek: oh yeah arm transplant yeahh
mark: we are so medical titans
derek: oh yeah medical titans yeah
Rank: Regular Character
November 1st, 2010 5:34 PM
Mark: wow, those guys had really nice watches!
Derek: Are you sure it's ok to take things from dead patients?
Rank: Regular Character
November 1st, 2010 5:33 PM
Mark: I can have that intern's bra off in 10 seconds
Derek: I can have it off in 5 seconds, but Mer would kill me, so I'll leave you to it!
Rank: Regular Character
November 1st, 2010 5:28 PM
derek: oh yeah arm transplant yeahh
markk: thiss is gonna bee banginn
derek: oh yeah bangin yeah
November 1st, 2010 1:24 PM
Derek: what time is it?
Mark: its t-shirrrrt timmmme !
November 1st, 2010 12:30 PM
Rock - paper - scissors!
November 1st, 2010 8:45 AM
Mark; We have matching friendship watches!
Derek: Don't Callie and Arizona have matching necklaces? What does that say about us?
Mark: Well if you remember, Erica Hahn thought we were a couple.
Derek; Don't remind me
November 1st, 2010 8:36 AM
Derek: So you sent Lexie to get you a coffee?
Mark: Ten minutes ago. So by my calculation the alarms should be going off in...
Derek: 5 4 3 2 1
Derek and Mark: Now!!!
November 1st, 2010 7:29 AM
to coconutcreampie i read all of the above and yours was the best.lol that one is funny.
November 1st, 2010 3:27 AM
Derek: "Mine was only 10 box tops from Captain Crunch--how about yours?"
Mark: "MINE is a real Rolex, courtesy of Nurse Olivia and her friends!"
Derek: "Show off!"
November 1st, 2010 3:25 AM
thanks Jenn!
October 31st, 2010 9:40 PM
Derek: Well it's time for me to go.
Mark: Where?
Derek: I actually have a wife.
Mark: Yeah well... I have three scrub nurses waiting at my house.
October 31st, 2010 7:10 PM
Derek: Hey, what do you know.. we're bracelet buddies! Just like Chandler and Joey.. maybe we are best friends after all..
October 31st, 2010 4:26 PM
Haha- McDreamy's Susan's is hilarious!
October 31st, 2010 4:21 PM
Derek: "Right..... there. Wouldn't that be a good spot?"
Mark: "I'm not seeing it. Don't do it."
Derek: "I am. I'm getting a tattoo that says MerDer."
October 31st, 2010 2:17 PM
Sloan: What time is it?
Derek: SUMMER TIME!
October 31st, 2010 2:14 PM
Derek & Mark: 3, 2, 1...
Callie: (busts through door) ...Odio leones, los tigres, y los osos. No puede haber osos en Africa. ¿Puede haber? Odio mi vida. ¡Mi vida lesbiana! (leaves immediately)
Mark: Well then, multi-plex?
October 31st, 2010 2:10 PM
Mark: Time?
Derek: Time to be pretty!
Mark: Word.
October 31st, 2010 2:03 PM
Mark: Ah, Rolex. Fits like a glove.
Derek: Wait... mine says Folex.
Mark: Ah, the difference in our patients, their gifts. I have rich people like Jerry Jones and his plastic face... you have Charlie Sheen's mystery woman, who has a possible brain tumor for being with Charlie Sheen.
Rank: Guest Star
October 31st, 2010 12:39 PM
Do the hussle!
October 31st, 2010 11:45 AM
derek: my watch is bigger then your watch
mark: is not
October 31st, 2010 8:41 AM
Derek : Look what Meredith offered me yesterday...she said it was because I was super hot in bed !
Mark : Hey, I got the same last week...