Gossip Girl Caption Contest 124

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Welcome to the 124th Gossip Girl Caption Contest, Upper East Siders!

This week's Gossip Girl Caption Contest winner is nickyr. Congratulations!

Honorable mentions go out to GSparks28, AL (Awesome Legend) and damonsbabydoll. Thanks to everyone for playing and good luck again in next week's edition!

C. Bass Speaks

Ladies and gentlemen... to my left, with 100 pounds of prostituted angelic goodness ... EVA!
And at my right, with 95 pounds of evil Waldorfing beauty ... BLAIR!

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Blair or Eva? I dont know which one I prefer, theres only one way to find out, FIGHT!!!!!


I love the guy don't get me wrong half the time I don't understand what hes saying. So I have to turn on the subtitles :/


Ladies and gentleman, to my left with 100 pounds of prostituted angelic goodness; EVA
And at my right with 95 pounds of evil waldorfing beauty; BLAIR

Al in germany

"Ladies and gentlemen, I've realized I'm just not happy in my own skin, so I'm finally going to have the operation. I'm going to be artificially aged forward to 45. A week from now you will see me how I feel inside!"


... and did it my way.


Ladies and gentlemen: I'm Chuck Bass. There is a person here whim I love more than anything in the world. I'd like to donate $5m to a new charity called "Blair Waldorf"
*everyone claps*
Blair, Eva is a goody goody prostitute.
I'm sorry I slept with Jenny but I love you and always will. Will you marry me?


I'm a tool. I'm a tool tool.


Chuck: ...and that, people of the UES, is why Team Blair should never be allowed to rule again. Support Team Chuck, and make this The Year for Change. Thank you.


Chuck : `` This may come as a shock to some of you ... but i'm ...... BASSMAN ´´


Chuck: All my single ladies, all my single ladies, so put your hands up! (counts) what the hell, Vanessa? - This is my sex song!
Vanessa: Yeah.. But me and Dan, are so over - and you know im all for recycling...!
Chuck Thinks, and sings: Bad girl, bad girl what ya' going to do when i come for you?

Gossip Girl Quotes

Rita: Luckily, Robin was working with me in New York this week and able to bring along a very special video of Blair.
Tiffany: What is it?
Penelope: A Jack Bass sex tape?
Tiffany: A Nelly Yuki snuff film?

It only takes one video to topple an entire career. If you don't believe me just YouTube Connie Chung piano.