The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 15

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As always, we'd like to thank all readers that submitted an entry for this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest.

It was a close call, but "Rosie Chase" clearly knows us well. Any reference to the hotness of Blake Lively from Gossip Girl is guaranteed to get our attention.

We've posted this winning caption below and encourage everyone to play again next week!

Stefan Caption Pic

Stefan (disappointed): You're not Blake Lively...

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Stefan:Why don't we spend the time telling me how much 'fun' you and Damon had having sex during the pageant?
Amber: I broke up with Damon, jackass.
Stefan: What,why?
Amber: Dude, he was a vampire.
Stefan:[thinking to himself]I'm screwed.


Stefan: Listen to me, I will crack you down, crack you like an egg, then crack your insides one by one. You hear?
Amber: Say crack again!
Stefan: CRACK.
[reference from mean girls!]


Amber: Stefan, girls are like a beer. They smell good and they look good, but you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
Stefan: That's quite true, Amber.
Amber: No it's not, vampires can't even drink beer.
Stefan: But, they can drink girls. (reference to 'ts')


Stefan: For the last freaking time! Where is my grease and comb?!




Stefan: Do i have something between my teeth?


AMBER: The police are comming. I already called them. STEFAN: I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you and your musty smell of blood!


Amber:You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.
Stefan:(after thinking hard) Don't objectify me! (Reference to my 2nd fav. serie: SPN)


Stefan:(in evil witch voice)I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!


Stefan: Are you-
Amber (interrupting): I'm glad you got me out of that place. I hate pageants!
Stefan: Nope, not Caroline...

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.