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Stefan:Why don't we spend the time telling me how much 'fun' you and Damon had having sex during the pageant?
Amber: I broke up with Damon, jackass.
Stefan: What,why?
Amber: Dude, he was a vampire.
Stefan:[thinking to himself]I'm screwed.

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Stefan: Listen to me, I will crack you down, crack you like an egg, then crack your insides one by one. You hear?
Amber: Say crack again!
Stefan: CRACK.
[reference from mean girls!]

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Amber: Stefan, girls are like a beer. They smell good and they look good, but you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
Stefan: That's quite true, Amber.
Amber: No it's not, vampires can't even drink beer.
Stefan: But, they can drink girls.

(reference to 'ts')

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Stefan: For the last freaking time! Where is my grease and comb?!

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Stefan:...Elena?

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Stefan: Do i have something between my teeth?

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AMBER: The police are comming. I already called them.

STEFAN: I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you and your musty smell of blood!

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Amber:You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.
Stefan:(after thinking hard) Don't objectify me!

(Reference to my 2nd fav. serie: SPN)

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Stefan:(in evil witch voice)I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!

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Stefan: Are you-
Amber (interrupting): I'm glad you got me out of that place. I hate pageants!
Stefan: Nope, not Caroline...



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