The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries

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  1. hugachaka

    Stefan: Do i have something between my teeth?

  2. humptastic!

    AMBER: The police are comming. I already called them.

    STEFAN: I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you and your musty smell of blood!

  3. xxEster
    Rank: Guest Star

    Amber:You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.
    Stefan:(after thinking hard) Don't objectify me!


    (Reference to my 2nd fav. serie: SPN)

  4. Victoria Lee

    Stefan:(in evil witch voice)I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!

  5. Katie

    Stefan: Are you-
    Amber (interrupting): I'm glad you got me out of that place. I hate pageants!
    Stefan: Nope, not Caroline...

  6. Katie

    Stefan: You look like her...
    [sniffs]
    Stefan: You smell like her...you even have that God awful nasal voice she has...
    Amber: Who, Caroline?
    Stefan: No, Hannah Montana.

  7. Delenaivampires!
    Rank: Guest Star

    Amber: I think I was better off at the ceremony than here.
    Stefan: Because I'm not Damon.
    Amber: You vampires catch on fast, later!
    Stefan: ...

  8. sara

    Stefan: WHERE ARE MY TWINKIES?

  9. AlaricSucksMy ChunkyMonkey(=liarsunited)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Stefan: "For the last time, tell me how to get my hair as shiny as yours!"

  10. AlaricSucksMy ChunkyMonkey(=liarsunited)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Stefan (breathing): "How's my breath?"

  11. Rosie Chase

    Stefan: *disappointed* YOu're not Blake Lively....

  12. RileyFord
    Rank: Guest Star

    Stephan: what did i say.. about bugging me ..WHILE I'M PLAYING CALL OF DUTY!!!

  13. fernando

    Girl:I'm not scared of you!
    Stefan:I'm a vampire Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!
    Girl:psh please real vampires die in the light, anyways im more into True Bloods vampires.

  14. elizabeth

    stefan: what did you just say? justin bieber is not coming to town?

  15. Mackenzie

    Stefan: Oh god! you have a HUGE zit on your nose!

  16. mm

    Stefan: Now you go and tell all your friends that real vampires feast on human blood.
    Girl: But you just drained that mountain lion!

  17. yooooo

    Girl: Hey, did you get contacts?
    Stefan: For the last time, i'm not edward cullen!

  18. Dan4Serena
    Rank: Leading Character

    Stefan: You NOOB! You ruined my kill streak on Modern Warfare 2, I was about to PRESTIGE!

  19. Pete

    Stefan : " Dont stare at her chest, dont stare at her chest, look her in the eyes, respect women, dont stare at her chest"
    Amber : " Why are all the psychopaths so attractive?

  20. Laura

    you did what to my xbox!! ?

  21. SilverTongue

    Stephan: Your skin... so smooth. What is that? Clearasil. No no, i got it!! NEUTROGENA!! Right??
    Girl: uurrghhhh (chocking) I can't breathe...
    Stephan: TELL ME I'M RIGHT!! I need to know what product you use!
    Girl: (coughing) whhhyyy??
    Stephan: Because......... Acne doesn't suit a pale face like mine. NOW TELL ME??

  22. SilverTongue

    Stephan : For God's sake look at my teeth. I swear I can feel garlic stuck there somewhere. Dam it blondie, I compel you to look at my teeth

  23. DamonRoxMySocs

    Stefan: How many times have I told you?? Don't say that name out loud in my presence!
    Girl: (Choking) Jjjjjjjjjjjustin Bieber...
    Stefan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  24. Dan4Serena
    Rank: Leading Character

    Stefan: Do you know who I am?
    Amber: Edward?
    Stefan: NO.
    Amber: Dracula?
    Stefan: Do I sound Romanian?
    Amber: Brad Pitt in The Vampire Chronicles?
    Stefan: Close, but no.
    Amber: um . . . Edward?
    Stefan: NO!!

  25. SilverTongue

    Stephan: Look at my teeth. I swear I have garlic stuck there somewhere.... LOOK!! I compel you to look at my teeth!


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