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Stefan: Do i have something between my teeth?
AMBER: The police are comming. I already called them.
STEFAN: I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you and your musty smell of blood!
Amber:You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.
Stefan:(after thinking hard) Don't objectify me!
(Reference to my 2nd fav. serie: SPN)
Stefan:(in evil witch voice)I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!
Stefan: Are you-
Amber (interrupting): I'm glad you got me out of that place. I hate pageants!
Stefan: Nope, not Caroline...
Stefan: You look like her...
Stefan: You smell like her...you even have that God awful nasal voice she has...
Amber: Who, Caroline?
Stefan: No, Hannah Montana.
Amber: I think I was better off at the ceremony than here.
Stefan: Because I'm not Damon.
Amber: You vampires catch on fast, later!
Stefan: WHERE ARE MY TWINKIES?
Stefan: "For the last time, tell me how to get my hair as shiny as yours!"
Stefan (breathing): "How's my breath?"
Stefan: *disappointed* YOu're not Blake Lively....
Stephan: what did i say.. about bugging me ..WHILE I'M PLAYING CALL OF DUTY!!!
Girl:I'm not scared of you!
Stefan:I'm a vampire Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Girl:psh please real vampires die in the light, anyways im more into True Bloods vampires.
stefan: what did you just say? justin bieber is not coming to town?
Stefan: Oh god! you have a HUGE zit on your nose!
Stefan: Now you go and tell all your friends that real vampires feast on human blood.
Girl: But you just drained that mountain lion!
Girl: Hey, did you get contacts?
Stefan: For the last time, i'm not edward cullen!
Stefan: You NOOB! You ruined my kill streak on Modern Warfare 2, I was about to PRESTIGE!
Stefan : " Dont stare at her chest, dont stare at her chest, look her in the eyes, respect women, dont stare at her chest"
Amber : " Why are all the psychopaths so attractive?
you did what to my xbox!! ?
Stephan: Your skin... so smooth. What is that? Clearasil. No no, i got it!! NEUTROGENA!! Right??
Girl: uurrghhhh (chocking) I can't breathe...
Stephan: TELL ME I'M RIGHT!! I need to know what product you use!
Girl: (coughing) whhhyyy??
Stephan: Because......... Acne doesn't suit a pale face like mine. NOW TELL ME??
Stephan : For God's sake look at my teeth. I swear I can feel garlic stuck there somewhere. Dam it blondie, I compel you to look at my teeth
Stefan: How many times have I told you?? Don't say that name out loud in my presence!
Girl: (Choking) Jjjjjjjjjjjustin Bieber...
Stefan: Do you know who I am?
Stefan: Do I sound Romanian?
Amber: Brad Pitt in The Vampire Chronicles?
Stefan: Close, but no.
Amber: um . . . Edward?
Stephan: Look at my teeth. I swear I have garlic stuck there somewhere.... LOOK!! I compel you to look at my teeth!