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July 7th, 2010 12:31 PM
Stefan: Stop. Staring. At. My. Flower.
July 6th, 2010 8:47 PM
Stefan: "Ewww, I got your hair in my mouth"
Amber: "..That's what she said.."
July 6th, 2010 6:50 PM
Amber: "Kiss me Damon." Stefan: "I'm not Damon, but what the hell?" (kisses her) Elena: "Stefan HOW DARE YOU!!!"
July 6th, 2010 5:07 PM
Stefan: I swear Amber, if you don't stop asking me to put on glitter then remove my shirt, I'm going to have to kill you.
Amber: So, you're not Edward Cullen then?
Stefan: *sighs* Let me explain this slowly. Edward's. Not. Real.
July 6th, 2010 4:23 PM
Stefan: Just look at me!
Amber: Fine. (She looks.) Stefan, I promise, you do NOT have anything in your teeth!
July 6th, 2010 4:21 PM
Amber: How many drinks did you have? Your eyes are super bloodshot.
Rank: Leading Character
July 6th, 2010 7:34 AM
Stefan:(singing) I can't be tamed, I can't be tamed.
Amber: Stefan, stop singing.
Stefan: Whose Stefan, I'm Miley.
Amber:(thinking) Oh, Damon was right. Bambi blood gives you hallucinations, Stefan thinks he's Miley Cyrus, when Damon turns me I should stick to human blood.
Rank: Leading Character
July 6th, 2010 7:28 AM
Stefan: For the last time, Amber, I can't compell Damon for you, it doesn't work that way!!!!!!!!!!!
Rank: Leading Character
July 6th, 2010 7:23 AM
Stefan: What the hell, Amber? I don't know what game you are trying to play with Elena, here. But I don't want to be a part of it, and I don't know what happened in the past, but let's get one thing straight........I am not Damon!
July 6th, 2010 12:02 AM
Stephen: I've alwaysed liked blondes. I dontveven have to influence u. You won't remember.
Rank: New User
July 5th, 2010 10:37 PM
Stefan: Ok Amber, look, now do i or do i not have spinach in my teeth
July 5th, 2010 12:02 PM
Stefan: Why did you glue my hands to your face?!
Rank: Recurring Character
July 5th, 2010 8:49 AM
Amber: bite me, I dare ya
July 5th, 2010 3:18 AM
Amber: Oh kiss me Stephan, were ment to be together dont choose Elena
Stephan: Im in love with Elena not you so back off, your a stupid blond
Amber:Oh you didnt just call me a stupid blond
Stephan: You better beleive it *goes to bit her neck*
Amber: Ok are you listening to me you just called me a stupid blond didnt you
Stephan: Shut Up
Amber: Make me know it all
Stephan: Shut Up im hungry
Amber:Oh good can you get me a cheese burgur
Stephan:*looking confused*
Amber: Ok i might be a girl but i do have to eat, ill pay you back
July 5th, 2010 1:37 AM
Amber-Just run away w/ me stefan
Stefan-I cant,I'm in love with your best friend
Amber-Whats love got to do with it?
Stefan-(grunts)why cant you just back off!
July 4th, 2010 8:04 PM
Amber: That's it. Maybe a little more frustration in the face.
Stefan: Damn it. I need to get my 'Edward' perfect so I can stalk Elena the right way!
Rank: Guest Star
July 4th, 2010 7:22 PM
Stefan; You're pretttier than the Elena in the book. I wonder if your neck taste better. *touches her neck*
Amber: Well ...Hey!
July 4th, 2010 2:57 PM
Stefan: Give me your phone, I must call Damon!
Amber: Sorry, I don’t have any leeches on my speed dial.
Stefan: Oh, you're done!
July 4th, 2010 2:35 PM
Stefan: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! I'm no Edward Cullen I can't read your mind.
Amber: Jesus!
Stefan: I'm not him either!
July 4th, 2010 2:25 PM
Amber: Stefan, your eyes are like mood rings. Does red mean you're mad?
July 4th, 2010 2:21 PM
Stefan:Why don't we spend the time telling me how much 'fun' you and Damon had having sex during the pageant?
Amber: I broke up with Damon, jackass.
Stefan: What,why?
Amber: Dude, he was a vampire.
Stefan:[thinking to himself]I'm screwed.
July 4th, 2010 2:12 PM
Stefan: Listen to me, I will crack you down, crack you like an egg, then crack your insides one by one. You hear?
Amber: Say crack again!
Stefan: CRACK.
[reference from mean girls!]
July 4th, 2010 2:03 PM
Amber: Stefan, girls are like a beer. They smell good and they look good, but you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
Stefan: That's quite true, Amber.
Amber: No it's not, vampires can't even drink beer.
Stefan: But, they can drink girls.
(reference to 'ts')
July 4th, 2010 12:38 PM
Stefan: For the last freaking time! Where is my grease and comb?!
July 4th, 2010 12:25 PM
Stefan:...Elena?