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Matt: No offense Elena but you cannot pull off that costume.

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Stefan and Elena: So, Matt, wanna have a threesome?

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Elena: wow hold it mr..you're not gonna check what's wrong with my bf.. only I can do THAT
Stefan: ye stop being so gay matt

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elena :(oh my God.these wax figures of matt and stephen look so real..it feels kinda real tooo..)

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Matt: How does he even get it up without circulation?
Stefan: Edward Cullen may be able to sparkle, but I can glamour Matt. I don't have to get up as long as I can make Elena believe I can.
Elena: Exactly... Wait what?
Stefan: See.

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Matt: Elena he doesn't even have circulation. You know what it means when a person doesn't have blood flowing to their organs. especially a very specific organ
Elena: Matt stop right there. . you know the writers only have me attending class two episodes out of the season- when would I possibly have time for an anatomy class.

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lol @ a.chatter :)

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Matt: Hey Elena, feel this...
Elena: OMG! You have an actual heartbeat??? *shivers from sexual napalm*
Stefan: Yeah I'm still right here.

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Oops! That wasn't right...
Elena: Matt, I can't believe you're so drunk your seeing the world in blue and green! Green is SO not my color!
Stefan: Not cool, man. Not cool.

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Elena: Matt, I can't believe you got so drunk you're seeing the world in blue and green! Those are not my colors!
Matt: Not cool, man. Not cool.



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