Gossip Girl Caption Contest 109

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Welcome, Upper East Siders, to the 109th edition of the Gossip Girl Caption Contest!

This week's Caption Contest winner is humptastic! The winning entry appears below!

Honorable mentions go out to Blair215, M and dal16.

Thanks to all for playing and good luck next week ...

Thorn in Their Side

Jenny: Looks like you've just cooked a HumpFRY.

Serena: And you just walked through the van der WOODSen.

Nate: And you just arched your BALLS...?

Gossip Girl: Good try my kiddies, but only one person can have a catchphrase like that, and that would be Chuck Bass' "you've just hooked yourself a Bass." Better hop on the creativity train, because in good time, you'll stand out as much as Jenny's makeup. Better luck next time.

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Emerald

Nate: No, Jenny. Serena and you are not going to show me how sexy a girl´s makeout can be!

Chrie-chou

Nate: "She actually looks pretty good today."
Serena:"Yeah, she does.."
Nate: "No, maybe it's just a phase."

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Serena: What have you done, Jenny? Don't you realize that you're a part of our family now? Please behave like a upper east sider and get a real Chanel for god sake..sigh
Nate: (thinking) That knockoff is pretty good thou :P
Jenny: Guys seriously..this isn't fake!! I stole it from Blair's and I am sure she's got the good stuff!

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Nate: Serena, are you thinking what i'm thinking?
Serena: OMG! Look at her extentions, they are terrible
Nate: That's what I was thinking... MAKEOVERRRR!!!! :D

Damonsucksmyworld

Serena:Oh my God, what is that? A ghost, a yeti?"
Nate:"No no, it's just Jenny..."

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Jenny : and then chuck said, Blair has the best hair. S: haa :| omg! really? that horrible horrible man-whore! N: yeah i am so gonna punch him to death! J: okay guys calm down! he may have only said it to get back with blair... s,N: that was out of the line!...

Damonsucksmyworld

Serena: "Her hair...?!"
Nate:"It's not shiny!"

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Nate: I can not believe you just dissed my hair!

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Serena: Wow, Nate. She still hasn't gotten rid of that permanent marker moustache you painted on her face in the 98th caption contest.
Nate: It looks kinda good...
Serena: Yea, it really brings out those raccoon eye circles.

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Serena: What is she doing here?
Nate: I just, um...invited her here for a tea party!
Serena: Oh that's great! I love tea parties!
Jenny raises an eyebrow
Serena: You lied to me!

Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.

Blair
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