Gossip Girl Caption Contest 109

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Welcome, Upper East Siders, to the 109th edition of the Gossip Girl Caption Contest!

This week's Caption Contest winner is humptastic! The winning entry appears below!

Honorable mentions go out to Blair215, M and dal16.

Thanks to all for playing and good luck next week ...

Thorn in Their Side

Jenny: Looks like you've just cooked a HumpFRY.

Serena: And you just walked through the van der WOODSen.

Nate: And you just arched your BALLS...?

Gossip Girl: Good try my kiddies, but only one person can have a catchphrase like that, and that would be Chuck Bass' "you've just hooked yourself a Bass." Better hop on the creativity train, because in good time, you'll stand out as much as Jenny's makeup. Better luck next time.

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WTF- the new fragrence by serenate

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Serena: What are you doing here Jenny?
Jenny: I'm here to see Nate... Oh and Nate, just so you know, I'm not wearing any underwear....
Nate: Wha..?!?!?

M

N & S: Chuck?! Why are you dressed up as Jenny?!
C: With Blair out of my life, I just don't care anymore... analeigh I love yours!

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someone :) , yours is the best!!!!!!!!
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S and N all shocked...
J: guys! seriously it was Chuck, he is the one who told blair she has the best hair!
S: OMG! NOW HE HAS CROSSED THE LINE!
N: Serena calm down! now jenny are you sure he said " better than N and S or just S?"
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serena: nice hair rapunzel, but I think you're supposed to wash it.

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Serena: Jenny?! What are you doing here? And is that MY dress?
Nate:(Whispering) Don't worry, Serena. It looks better on you any way.

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N & S: Chuck?! Why are you dressed up as Jenny?!
C: With Blair out of my life, I just don't care anymore...

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nate: is her hair REAL?
serena: no. you can see the extensions.

M

Serena: Eric I knew you were gay... but a wig and a dress... seriously?
Nate: I was about to kiss Eric?! OMG!
Jenny: Wait. What?!

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S and N all shocked...
J: guys! seriously it was Chuck, he is the one who told blair she has the best hair!
S: OMG! NOW HE HAS CROSSED THE LINE!
N: Serena calm down! now jenny are you sure he said " better than N and S or just S?"

Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.

Blair
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