Gossip Girl Caption Contest 109

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Welcome, Upper East Siders, to the 109th edition of the Gossip Girl Caption Contest!

This week's Caption Contest winner is humptastic! The winning entry appears below!

Honorable mentions go out to Blair215, M and dal16.

Thanks to all for playing and good luck next week ...

Thorn in Their Side

Jenny: Looks like you've just cooked a HumpFRY.

Serena: And you just walked through the van der WOODSen.

Nate: And you just arched your BALLS...?

Gossip Girl: Good try my kiddies, but only one person can have a catchphrase like that, and that would be Chuck Bass' "you've just hooked yourself a Bass." Better hop on the creativity train, because in good time, you'll stand out as much as Jenny's makeup. Better luck next time.

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Sorry, I messed up again, here are all my corrections: NATE/SERENA:
Jenny... what are you doing here?
JENNY:
Sorry, guys, but I came here to convert you and I won't leave until you join my cause!
SERENA:
(mutters)
Umm, did you forget to wash your hair today... or, ever?
NATE:
No, Jenny!
JENNY:
But Jacob has REAL abs! Join me!
SERENA:
NEVER!!!! I'll always be a Team Edward no matter what he looks like!
JENNY:
(giving up on SERENA)
Please, Nate?!
NATE:
Sorry, Jenny, I'm Team Edward until Jacob takes his shirt off!

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Oopsie ^^ Blake: So this is it?
Chase: Well.. Goodbye, I suppose..
Taylor: Aahw, you guys, it's not that bad they've kicked me out of the show!
Blake: Ofcourse it is! Whose suppose to be the topic of our fans jokes now?
Chase: Or worse.. Of the our jokes!

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Blake: So this is it?
Chase: Well.. Goodbye, I suppose..
Taylor: Aahw, you guys, it's not that bad they've kicked me out of the show!
Blake: Ofcourse it is! Whose suppose to be the topic of our fans jokes now?
Nate: Or worse.. Of the cast's jokes!

I3edwestwick

(Gossip Girl) 'Looks like it's a change of fortunes for Serena and Jenny. Jenny's bagged the man... and the blonde skank status'

I3edwestwick

(Jenny to Serena) 'Looks like Nate and I finally sealed the deal'
(Nate to Serena) 'She's Lying!'
(Serena) 'Who says seal the deal'
....
(Nate + Jenny + Serena) Chuck

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Jenny: They're cutting me off the show, i'm not returning next season..
Serena: (to nate) Nate.. i think this is the part where we are meant to look sad..
Nate: (to s) Trying my best here..

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Serena: I am so lesbian right now.

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NATE/SERENA: Jenny... what are you doing here?
JENNY: Sorry, guys, but I came here to convert you and I won't leave until you join my cause!
SERENA: Umm, did you forget to wash your hair today... or, ever?
NATE: No, Jenny!
JENNY: But Jacob has REAL abs!
SERENA: NEVER!!!! I'll always be a Team Edward no matter what he looks like!
JENNY: NATE?!
NATE: Sorry, Jenny, I'm Team Edward until Jacob takes his shirt off!
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Nate: OMG that racoon can talk! *scared*
Serena: nate protect me! *turns around*
NATE?1 where are you hiding?

Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.

Blair
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