The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 7

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Welcome to the seventh edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, our fun Friday tradition! 

Our winner this week is Riles. Congratulations! The winning entry appears below the photo.

Honorable mentions: KelseyRemi, mackenzie and lisalovesgg. Thanks to all for playing!

Good luck in next week's Caption Contest!

Jeremy and John

Jeremy: What's so special about your ring anyway?
John: I was a Delta Nu! Now let me teach you the "Bend and Snap"

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Jo: i'd choose twilight over this anytime...
Jer: Really? i would go with true blood...
Jo: yeah , that Skarsgard-kid is smokin!i would bite that suckezz neck any day!
akward silence....
Jer: oookeej, i'm gonna go now. away from here... anywhere.


John: Jeremy....
Jeremy: Yes.. ?
John: That greasy emo hairstyle is really doing nothing for you.


Jeremy: Man uncle John you are such a douche!


John- I have to tell you something I..
Jeremy- You're gay??!!
John wait.. what???
Jeremy- Cant believe you lied to me..


John: I've never been able to tell anyone else. My secret has remained hidden for years nows. My biggest passion... I love o tapdance.
Jeremy: ... seriously? So the males in the Gilbert family who I'll probably end up like include a failed inventor and a 40 year old billy elliot??? Great.


jer : I don't undertand, could i really be killed off next Thursday?


Not so much a caption as a playscript... Jeremy: My older sister is adopted, but you're her father which makes her my cousin. My aunt is going out with my history teacher who doesn't die, like you. You two have both slept with Isobel who is a vampire, turned by Damon who is the brother of Elena's boyfriend Stefan who is also a vampire. My girlfriend is a vampire, and you killed her mother. John: Well, for many years now I have had a secret love of tapdancing! Jeremy:... seriously? John: I'd suggest we go on US Jeremy Kyle, but a) it's not airing until next year b) we only have one more episode until the season finale in which you might die, and c) they only ever have four chairs out at a time... Jeremy: I might die?


jeremy: what's whith all the leather jackets? it was okay when just damon wore them, but then stefan started wearing them, then elena, then alaric and now you?
john: it's a very long, complicated process....
-weird silence-
john: so how 'bout them vampires?


jeremy : "What do you mean there's only one more episode before the summer hiatus? has the cw gone mad?"


Jeremy: so uncle john what did you do this last years?
John: first i joined some terrorists groups and killed some of my partners when i wanted, then i discovered that i didn't get hurt and last year i learned that amazing things can happen in only 24 hours
jeremy: you know you remind me of the guy that appeared on the fist cross over from grey's anatomy to private practice

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.