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John: So... what you been up to??
Jeremy:Not much. You?
John: Just the same old same old.
Jeremy:Yup...so, how are you taking it?
John: Taking what??
Jeremy:Your death.
John: WHAT!!!! I'm not dying!!
Jeremy:Dude your sooo dying!!
John: NOOOOOOO!!! They can't, i just died in 24.
Jeremy:Yeah, your dying and thats called denial and karma. Thats what you get for killing my in law!
John: I don't know what you mean???I didn't kill nobody!!!
Jeremy:You killed Anna's mom!! ohh, and Harper! Don't act like you dont know!

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John: Cut that out!!!
Jeremy: Cut what out??
John: Quit staring at me!!
Jeremy: I'm not staring!! I have no idea what your talking about??
John: Just because you sleep with a vampire doesn't mean you will be able to do mind compulsion. Trust me, I've tried. (sad face)
Jeremy: Dude, I really don't know what your talking about?
John: I know your type!
Jeremy:What the hell are you talking about??
John: Quit acting, I know what you really are!!
Jeremy:I think vervain kills your brain cells...
John: Right....

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Jeremy: So can I have the pleather jacket?

John: Only if you teach me how to pull off the greasy look.

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Jeremy: So, uncle john I wanted to say, I had fun with you the other night being kidnapped and beat by vampires and all that stuff. I'm going to miss the good times we had.

John: Miss me? Jer what are you talking about?

Jeremy: Oh I thought you knew! The CW is going to kill you off the show.

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John: *sits down* "Ahhh...Jeremy, we need to talk."
Jeremy: *flustered* "Uh..yeah...about what?"
John: "Jeremy I know-"
Jeremy: "MY GIRLFRIEND IS NOT A VAMPIRE!"
John: "what?!...I WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT YOUR HAIR!"
Jeremy; *relieved* "Yeah? What about it?"
John: "You look like a douche."

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John: You really like this Anna girl huh?

Jeremy: Well...she is a vampire and I'm a Gilbert..so umm yea.

John: (sigh) History repeats itself.

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John: Pie ?
Jeremy. I HATE pie. Euurgh. Why does everybody want to ruin my lifeee.

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John: i think it's time to have a certain convers-
Jer: it's a little too late for that, plus i have already read the fourth twilight book, trust me i know all about vampire sex.

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Jer: that creepy stare you got goin' on over there... NOT OK!

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John:psst..pssst...jer!
Jer: what?
John: hi.



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