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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 7

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Welcome to the seventh edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, our fun Friday tradition! 

Our winner this week is Riles. Congratulations! The winning entry appears below the photo.

Honorable mentions: KelseyRemi, mackenzie and lisalovesgg. Thanks to all for playing!

Good luck in next week's Caption Contest!

Jeremy and John

Jeremy: What's so special about your ring anyway?
John: I was a Delta Nu! Now let me teach you the "Bend and Snap"

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John: So... what you been up to??
Jeremy:Not much. You?
John: Just the same old same old., how are you taking it?
John: Taking what??
Jeremy:Your death.
John: WHAT!!!! I'm not dying!!
Jeremy:Dude your sooo dying!!
John: NOOOOOOO!!! They can't, i just died in 24.
Jeremy:Yeah, your dying and thats called denial and karma. Thats what you get for killing my in law!
John: I don't know what you mean???I didn't kill nobody!!!
Jeremy:You killed Anna's mom!! ohh, and Harper! Don't act like you dont know!


John: Cut that out!!!
Jeremy: Cut what out??
John: Quit staring at me!!
Jeremy: I'm not staring!! I have no idea what your talking about??
John: Just because you sleep with a vampire doesn't mean you will be able to do mind compulsion. Trust me, I've tried. (sad face)
Jeremy: Dude, I really don't know what your talking about?
John: I know your type!
Jeremy:What the hell are you talking about??
John: Quit acting, I know what you really are!!
Jeremy:I think vervain kills your brain cells...
John: Right....


Jeremy: So can I have the pleather jacket? John: Only if you teach me how to pull off the greasy look.


Jeremy: So, uncle john I wanted to say, I had fun with you the other night being kidnapped and beat by vampires and all that stuff. I'm going to miss the good times we had. John: Miss me? Jer what are you talking about? Jeremy: Oh I thought you knew! The CW is going to kill you off the show.


John: *sits down* "Ahhh...Jeremy, we need to talk."
Jeremy: *flustered* "Uh..yeah...about what?"
John: "Jeremy I know-"
Jeremy; *relieved* "Yeah? What about it?"
John: "You look like a douche."


John: You really like this Anna girl huh? Jeremy: Well...she is a vampire and I'm a umm yea. John: (sigh) History repeats itself.


John: Pie ?
Jeremy. I HATE pie. Euurgh. Why does everybody want to ruin my lifeee.


John: i think it's time to have a certain convers-
Jer: it's a little too late for that, plus i have already read the fourth twilight book, trust me i know all about vampire sex.


Jer: that creepy stare you got goin' on over there... NOT OK!


Jer: what?
John: hi.