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Blair: Chuck, what exactly are we bidding for?
Chuck: I like to dance naked in front of my pets.
Blair: ooh, ok. That might work.

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Chuck: Blair, come on, do you really need ANOTHER pair of sunglasses from Breakfast at Tiffany's?
Blair: I'M AUDREY!

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B: Chuck..we have to - OMG :|..*whispers* you got a boner?!
C: *whispers back* Im trying hard to control it but the auctioneer is too - *blair cuts him off*
B: for the 793 time, you are so gay!

ps: there are quite a few gd ones :)

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Auctioneer: Next item: Blair Waldorf's headband, Starting on 20,000.
Blair: Mmmmm... this is so mine *puts hand on Chuck's groin* oops!!
Chuck: Focus, focus, damn it...Blair stop feeling me up....

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Chuck: Blair, I can't help it, that man is turning me on
Blair: No way! I have way better eyebrow's than him!

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Auctioneer:Next item:Blair Waldorf's sex tape.Starting on 10,000.
Blair:We gotta get that one Chuck!I mean it!
Chuck:I know!
Auctioneer:Oh,saw 20,000 on 793!
Jack:Half million!
Auctioneer:SOLD!
Blair: I CAN'T believe this,Chuck!It's irreparable!
Director:CUT!
Ed(throws the script):Irreparable?Josh,Really?

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Blair: Chuck, this is how many viewers we will have by the end of the season. 793.

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Blair: Get rid of that tan or I'll whack you

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dont you dare
Blair: watch me!
lol

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aww thanks U KNO U LUV ME



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