Although last night's episode of True Blood was far from a frenzy, we were introduced to Sophie Anne, the Vampire Queen of Louisianna, and lady fans were finally given some ample Eric screen time.

The episode dragged at times, spending way too long with Sophie Anne teaching us the history of maenads, but definitely set things up nicely for the season two finale in two weeks.

That's right, much like the American workforce, True Blood will be taking Labor Day weekend off.  So sit tight and read our "Frenzy" recap and wait for us to give you plenty of True Blood spoilers over the next two weeks.

Of course, here are our usual favorite quotes.

Sam: You can't shoot anyone else. These are our friends. This is our town.
Jason: Sometimes you need to destroy something to save it. That's in the Bible... or the Constitution | permalink

Sophie-Anne: Maenads are sad, silly things... relics who believe in the God who comes. Bill: Does he ever come?
Sophie-Anne: Of course not. Gods only exist in humans' minds, like money or morality | permalink

Andy: ...and women do just throw themselves at you. You don't even have to do anything
Jason: Actually I do. I work out like a motherf**ker and I watch a lot of porn to learn stuff | permalink

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