"I had sex with my uncle when I was 12. He lived in Great Neck, he was a doctor. An osteopath, I don't even know what they do, but I know they're doctors. Something to do with muscles I think, but that's neither here nor there." - Larry David

This really sums it up the show as well as one can, but a full season of Curb Your Enthusiasm quotes can only build upon Larry David's legendary neurosis and awkwardness.

The series is finally coming back to HBO with new episodes in September, and in celebration of this comedic return, we are going to make ourselves really uncomfortable.

How?

By documenting the most memorable Curb Your Enthusiasm quotes from 1999-present, that's how. Here are some of the best lines from the first season ...

Lucy: Here's to The Vagina Monologues.
Jeff: Hey, here's to the vagina. | permalink

Larry: I can't wait to call my parents. They are gonna be so proud of me! When I tell my father I figured out out that navigation system, he's gonna flip his wig! And he's got one too!
Cheryl: Can we turn on the radio? | permalink

Cheryl: Why am I always the one who initiates sex?
Larry: I'm available for sex all the time, basically, so anytime you want to have it, you can have it.
Cheryl: Wow.
Larry: But anytime I want to have it, I can't - just assume that I want it all the time, so whenever you want it, just tap me on the shoulder. | permalink

Larry: I tend to say stupid things to black people sometimes | permalink

Jeff: How did she die?
Larry: Killed herself.
Jeff: No, she didn't!
Larry: Killed herself!
Jeff: Why?
Larry: Why? Nobody knows, she didn't leave a note. That is so rude, isn't that?
Jeff: That is really rude. | permalink

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