Season two of True Blood may not debut until June 14th, but that hasn't stopped Michael Ausiello from getting his hands on the first four episodes of the sophomore season.

So what can we look forward to in these episodes?  Without giving away any major spoilers, Ausiello teases:

• Three orgies powered by Maryann's aphrodisiac fairy dust
• Eric (Alexander Skarsgard) has a homoerotic encounter
• Sookie has a very revealing conversation with a new character in episode four
• A clue to Merlotte's newest waitress (Ashley Jones) secret is on her skin
• About two dozen gratuitous shirtless shots of Jason (Ryan Kwanten) and Mcehad Brooks (Eggs)

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