What is Carter Baizen's connection to Chuck's mystery girl Elle? What mixup convinces Nate that Vanessa is cheating on him? What new man does Serena have her sights set on this week? Who gets it on in a closet? Who is trashing Blair Waldorf online on Gossip Girl?!

If you can't wait until Monday to have these questions answered, consider this a mega-Gossip Girl spoiler alert and follow this link for a recap of "The Age of Dissonance."

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