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Adrianna: You can't beat me at this. I can do this for hours. It's not like I haven't done it before, you know.
Navid: Yeah, now I remember you telling me about those staring games you played in rehab... good therapy,huh?

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Adrianna: I need to tell you something...
Navid: What is it? You can tell me anything, I mean you just told me honestly about you being pregnant...
Adrianna: Well.. I guess since we are both being so honest I can tell you that I don't like the fact that we have the same lengthed hair.
Navid: Is that it?
Adrianna: Not exactly. I don't like you staring at my chest rather than my face when I talk to you too...
Navid: I see... I'm willing to cut my hair, but redirecting where my eyes go will be hard...

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Adrianna: Ok so i have good & bad news.
Navid: ok... good news 1st.
Adrianna: you know how you said you're a virgin ?
Navid: yea
Adrianna: well i have a way where we can have all the sex we want to without the chance of you getting me pregnant !!
Navid: awesome ! how?
Adrianna: umm... here comes the bad news... im already pregnant so technically we're safe since i can't get pregnant again !
Navid: uhh yea... I'll be right back.

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"Are you seriously giving me the whole Immaculate Conception Story"

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NAVID:SO T.Y'S THE FATHER
ADRIANNA:I GUESS HES THE FATHER
NAVID:THERE ARE OTHER POSSABLE FATHERS.
ADRIANNA: YES(I WAS ON DRUGS YOU KNOW)
NAVID:TIME TO CALL MARURY.

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Adrianna: It's your baby Navid!
Navid: Wait, what? I'm a virgin Ade!
Adrianna: Oh, you still remember?

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Adrianna: Navid im up here, stop looking down my shirt




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