Women, that is!
He may not know anything about American football, but Matt Grant scored a two-point conversion last Monday, offering up roses to Chelsea and Shayne and securing for them spots in the season finale of The Bachelor.
Okay, so this is totally how it works every season, and isn't particularly noteworthy. But here's a picture of the magical moments for each lady ...
Who do you like to win The Bachelor when Matt Grant makes his choice? Will he go with Chelsea, who's far less entertaining and interesting? Will it be Shayne Lamas, who wants to be famous so bad it's painful to watch?
We can only wait and see.