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Irish guy : Peter, inside this box is the results of your
pregnancy test, and I want you to know, whether it is positive
or not, I will still love you and stay with you.

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"I hope you like Guinness, Peter. I find it a refreshing substitute for...food."

(Just a nod to another fandom of mine. :D)

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I like bryce6.1's quote best. And Mr. Wicked second. Here's my attempt:

And now, my gift to you, for saving my life. A matching shirt.

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Ricky: I figure since your family now I can give you this.
It's where Mom keeps our foreskins.

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Shut up, you American. You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say this!" Well, you've lost your memory now, so shut up.

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Ricky: If you want to join the People's Front of Judea, you have to really hate the Romans.
Peter: I do!
Ricky: Oh yeah, how much?
Peter: A lot!
Ricky: Right, you're in.

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In this box, Peter, is the world's smallest violin, playing just for you.

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I reaaly dont appreciate the way you are holding my shoulders..
fag.

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Peter: i won't do it, you can't make me.
Irish guy: What if i told you i would give you the stuff in this box.
(opens box in front of peter)
Peter: I do like pie..........

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Listen, you've gotta make a choice. A drink, or the box. You can't have both; otherwise we'd have nothing else to watch next week.




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