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Katherine Heigl: So how is shocking this deer going to help me win another Emmy?

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Izzie (To Webber, with teary eyes) It was me. I cut used the paddles on the deer. I did it, no one helped me. And now...I thought I was a surgeon, but, I am not, so I quit. I just realized I'd be a better vet.

Bailey: Izzie.

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Izzie: Welcome!
Today we are going to learn how to make deer. You there, come over here and shock it to death. Meanwhile I will prepare the potatoes...

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On the next episode of "Deer's Anatomy" ...

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Izzie: Gather around everyone!
Ok, since I owe the cafeteria some money after I ate all their chocolate after accidently getting wasted and sleeping with George, we all got stuck making lunch for the hospital.
Now, give me the scalpel and that cookbook over there beside the plastic bags...

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Shonda Rhimes: Okay, you know our ratings are a little down this season so it's time to bring back the FUN! The HUMOR! The LIGHTNESS!

Katherine Heigl: Furry animals and little kids having their every wish come true because of pretty blond doctors?

Shonda: Well...basically.

Deer: I am getting paid for this, right?

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Izzie: You, go get the paddles to shock Bambi back to life
Female intern to male intern: I'll get the paddles, you go look for McVet!
2nd male intern: And I'll get the barbie in case the paddles don't work.

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Intern: What are you waiting for?
Izzie: Oh, I am waiting for Shonda. I'm sure she made a mistake in my script. Cos I'm not supposed to be a dud this season. I won the Emmy. I'm a rockstar. I don't do deers. Seriously.. someone, get Shonda here please...

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Izzie: Aww come on.. You think I can't treat this deer? I drilled a man's head, for god's sake.

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One intern: OMG! Don't tell us we're here to major in veterinary medicine!




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