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Lexie: Wanna get laid?
Derek: Umm...no..there's a...ummm...a syph epidemic round here...

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ew.i just mcvomited in my mouth at the sight of lexi

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Jenny's one is the best!! (even if I hate Avril)

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"You're calling me the Girl from the Bar? Seriously?"

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Derek: (thinking) I never realised that someone could look at my hair for so long. I mean, I know it's gorgeous and all...

Lexie: (thinking) Does he realise that he has a price sticker stuck to his forehead?

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Lexie: Hey! Wouldn't it be fun to tell Meredith we hooked up that night at the bar?

Derek: Do you have a death wish?

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Derek: So I heard that you were admitted for a bad case of the hiccups.

Lexie: Yeah.

Derek: Well I would wipe that stupid grin off my face if I were you.

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Lexie: Hey. Can I buy you a drink later at Joe's?

Derek: Are you hitting on me?

Lexie: I don't know. Is it working?

Derek: Not no but HELL NO! Go away. Take yourself to Bionic Woman or Private Practice. Nobody wants you here.

Lexie: Uh wow, you're super RUDE!

Derek: Uh wow, you're super UGLY!

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Lexie: Hey. Can I buy you a drink later at Joe's?

Derek: Are you hitting on me?

Lexie: I don't know. Is it working?

Derek: Not no but HELL NO! Go away. Take yourself to Bionic Woman or Private Practice. Nobody wants you here.

Lexie:

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McDreamy: No way, you snore?????
Lexi: Yes, is that a problem?
McDreamy: (thinking to himself) I can't do this...I need my beauty sleep.....




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