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Lexia (Aka McBarwhore): Seriously?? Who calls you McDreamy??

Derek: Your sister actually...

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Lexi: Seriously, that Patrick Dempsey is hot!
Derek: Are you kidding me, that guy has been in so many stinkers.
Lexi: Check him out inThe Escape.
Derek: Seriously, the guy can't act!
Lexi: Who said anything about acting!

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Lexie: Do I look like a slutty intern to you?

Derek: (Thinking) does she really want me to answer that?

Derek: Well, I can't answer that, but either go to Dr Mark Sloan or Dr Alex Karev, they'll gladly answer that question for you.

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Derek: Can you believe it? That fantastic actor Patrick Dempsey did not get an Emmy nomination.
Lexi: Seriously? I don't think that he is that great of an actor.
Derek: He is my favorite actorâ€"has always taken roles with such complexity and depth. I think we should start rallying for him now to get an Emmy nomination for next year.
Lexi: Seriously, the only way he can win is if they gave an Emmy for fabulous hair.

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Derek: Seriously, you want me to kiss you in the elevator?
Lexi: Yea, I heard it was a rite of passage on my first day at Seattle Grace.

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Lexi: Ok, I get it,. You're looking at me like that.
Derek: Like what?
Lexi: Like you want to see me naked.

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Lexie: I have a problem.

Derek: (thinking) Yeah, me too. You want to know what it is? You're looking at me.
(to Lexie) What is it?

Lexie: I slept with one of the doctors that works here... I believe his name is George O'Mallie. Well, he stormed out on my after only 15 minutes of great sex. How should I confront him about it?

Derek: (thinking) OH BOY IS THIS FUNNY! Should I tell her that he stormed out because he's married and is madly in love with another woman. I think I am!
(to Lexie) Well, George stormed out on you because he's married and is in love with another woman. If you ask me, you're pretty much screwed. But, if you really want to talk to him, use the freakin elevator and get out of my face because I have to go see Meredith now.

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Lexi: Remember me?
Derek: Hey. Yea, yeah I think I do. You are the girl from the bar, am I right? Whats up with that huge smile?
Lexi: Im just bright and shiny!
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Christina: Hey you! Number 3. Stop flirting and go do rectal exams. Oh don't give me that smile, it doesn't work on me. Do I look like I have nice hair and I like to lean on things? Go. NOW!

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LExi: Hey, you paged for a Dr. Grey? Anything I can help u with?

Derek: Oh did I? Actually, I meant the other.... err..nevermind... So anyway, since you are new here, let me show you around...You know the on call room...have you been there yet?

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Derek: Hey! You're the prostitute from the bar! What are you doing here?
Lexie: I work here.
Derek: Oh I see. Is this a new service the hospital is providing?




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