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Addison: Derek, say something!
Derek: Give me a minute. This is huge. ... Since when?
Addison: A couple of month before we meet.
Derek: How often did you ... do it?
Addison: Every four to six weeks.
Derek: Omigod. And I never noticed!
Addison: Well, it's not like I did it at home.
Derek: Addi, not helping.
Addison: Sorry.
Derek: But in the shower...?
Addison: I was dying my hair auburn. Naturally I'm a blonde.

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They just found out that, contrary to popular belief, the name of the new show is "Private PARTS", not "Private Practice".

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Addison: Please leave ... I need to practice in private.

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Patrick: They said when I took this job, I would always be nominated for an Emmy every year! No, no, no, no... They asked Laurie this time! They said, "Dempsey, you're our man." Not Laurie... I'm supposed to be the Outstanding Lead Actor In A Drama Series for 2007!
Kate: I cannot get any sleep when you are ranting like that! That's why I look like this!

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Patrick: Hey Kate, when Shonda asked you to work here, what did she use as bait?
Kate: She said I would become famous and work around cute men.
Patrick: She didn't say anything about getting a 2007 Emmy nomination?
Kate: Why? What do you know...
Patrick: Nothing... I know what you know.
Kate: You're lying...

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ok... SeriouslyKatie's is wicked AWESOME! That's hilarious!

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Derek:... Are you just sleeping with Mark to get the free facelifts?

Addison:.. I havent had any plastic surgery...

Derek:.. I know. I'm saying you should.

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Der: What if Mark robbed a bank??
Add: What?
Der: What if Mark was robbing a bank and while he was in there you were waiting outside cause it was your job to drive the getaway car
Add: Why would Mark want to rob a bank?
Der: just go with me... please
Add: okay, Mark is robbing a bank
Der: and he gets caught.....but no one knows you were involved cause you were driving the car
Add: okay marks in jail and im in the mystery car..whats the question?
Der: would you turn yourself in? or would you stay quiet and let Mark go for the robbery in which you were a very invovled in or would you stand by him?
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Add: Wweeellll wwhoose idea was it to rob the bank?
Der: I don't know................. his. But you helped ..could you live with yourself if you just walked away and the the man you love.....
Add: wait.. who ever say i love him
Der: Well you cheated on me with h..
Mark: You don't love me
Der: I gotta go

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Addison: I'm ready to move back to New York.

Derek: I'm ready for you to move back to New York too.

Addison: You are so rude!

Derek: What?! I am. With you gone, I'll be able to love Meredith without worrying about you walking in on us during sex, or you putting her panties on the board at work again. Seriously!

Addison: Ok, first of all, only the women and George can say seriously. And second, I don't love you Derek. I could care less if you love Meredith. More power to you brother.

Derek: Ok, first of all, I can say seriously if I want too because it's a free world. And Second, I don't love you either. I never did. And why can George say seriously?

Addison: Because he's very feminine... duh.

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Derek: This is why we are not together anymore, you nerver listen to me! I told you that wet hair don't look good on you. But you never listen to me!
Addison: Why I'm supposed to listen to you?
Derek: Seriously?, because I'm the one with the great hair here!
Addison: (rolling her eyes) Ugh!, Men...




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