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Meredith: You never told me you let Alex join the Dirty Mistress Club!

Mark: Well, I thought it was kind of a give-in.

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MARK: "Hi. I… I know I'm a world-renowned surgeon, and… I know I'm not a lot of things you've gone for in the past. I know that. But… I would never leave you. I would never hurt you. And I will never stop loving you."

MEREDITH: "Seriously? Seriously! I've heard all of this crap before from George...and it turned out to be the worst sexual experience of my life!"

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*correction*
Meredith: You. Me. In a bed? Never gonna happen.

Mark: Since when is that YOUR decision! You can't put words in your mouth! You're just an actress! You're at mercy to the writers! Now, lucky for me, I slipped Shonda a couple bucks.

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Meredith: He died? Did you check his pulse?

Mark: I know how to count to zero!!

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Meredith: You. Me. In a bed? Never gonna happen.

Mark: Since when is that YOUR decision! You can't put words in your mouth! Your just an actress! You're at mercy to the writers! Now, lucky for me, I slipped Shonda a couple bucks.

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Mer: "......and then I find out he's married, and then later we get back together, and then he saves me from drowing, and then my mother dies, and then my father slaps me, and then my best friend gets dumped at the altar...and that brings me to now..... so, how are YOU?"
Mark: "Dude, forget I asked!"

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Mark: I heard you gave me the name Dr. McSteamy. I like it. I must turn you on. Do I turn you on?

Meredith: Heavens NO you don't turn me on. You know what turns me on?! Derek. Derek turns me on.

Mark: Whatever. So this is what I'm thinking... you come to my place tonight. You'll forget about Derek and I'll... well I'll turn you on.

Meredith: So THIS IS WHAT I'M THINKING... You're an idiot. You're a stupid idiot and you'll never turn me on because the only one that turns me on is Derek, the love of my life. So, get out of my way and go find a place to hide your ego because for your information, no one around here likes your ego.

Mark: You turn me on.

Meredith: SERIOUSLY! SERIOUSLY!!

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Meredith: Pick me, choose me, love me...

Mark: Huh?

Meredith: Do you know how many times did I say that? Why it never works?

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Meredith: She has my McDreamy, and my McLife!
Mark: Who are we talking about here? Addison or Lexie?

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Meredith: Go to Joe's and find the slut with short brown hair. Buy her a drink, and sleep with her. Then tell her that you are her new boss.
Mark: Ok, but who is this mystery girl? You obviously have something against her.
Meredith: My half-sister Lexie.




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