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Meredith: One time, at band camp....


Meredith: "what are you doing? we've been standing here like this for at least half and hour, and I'm pretty sure this guy's about to die, yet you can't seem to stop staring at me."

Mark: "you've got this huge zit on your nose."


Mark: Ha! You blinked! I won!

Meredith: Nuh-uh!

Mark: Uh, yeah-huh.

Meredith: Whatever, at least I can have sex whenever I want.


Mark: I can't believe I didn't get nominated for an Emmy! What are people thinking?! Has everyone lost their minds?

Meredith: I think the only one that has lost his mind is, ummm let me think, you. Why are you so concieted? Can't you think of someone else for a change?

Mark: You're right. So you do want to get me a bone dry cappuccino?

Meredith: SERIOUSLY!? You have go to be kidding me!

Mark: Actually, I'm not. Hey, I THOUGHT ABOUT SOMEONE OTHER THAN MYSELF getting it, didn't I?

Meredith: You are so arrogant! Here's an idea... disappear


Meredith: you know i really don't like you.

Mark: what did i do?

Meredith: i was dead and you were making bets with allison about how long you wont have sex! i was DEAD!

Mark: well technically you were alive when we made our deal and it is allison...


Meredith: "My Harry Potter book is missing 33 pages!"

Mark: "Well, you know what I like to do, just continue where we left off."

Meredith: "What is it with you men and your need to dirty everything up?"


Mark: Mer...
Meredith: No means no Mark.


*Hospital Heaven*

Meredith: Sorry, your not exactly the first person i wanted to see. [bottle of Tequila appears]


Mark: I'm depressed. Addison left me for a spinoff in L.A.

Meredith: It's ok. Derek met a girl in a bar.

Mark: Who's the dirty mistress now?


Meredith: "You do not get to call me ordinary."

Mark: "But you were, I mean, I've had better. Now I know why your last name is Grey. I'll have to work on your sister though, and then I'll know for sure."

Meredith: "Well at least I didn't cry this time."

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