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Meredith: Goddammit Derek! This is the third time this week you've punched me in the nose while we're playing doctor!

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Meredith: Seriously! Seriously? The girl in the bar...the HIGHLIGHT of your week...was my HALF SISTER???? Seriously??

Derek thinking: i knew i shouldn't have brought this up right now...i'm getting a migraine and ulcer from all these Greys.

Meredith: I sleep with these dumb nasal strips and you go flirt with her??? i can't believe you!

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Meredith: "I can't believe you scratched me across my nose, Derek. I'm gonna have to wear this band-aid for weeks!! And as if that was going to make me stop snoring anyway!!"

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Derek: Why are we always the butt of everyones jokes in this caption contest?
Meredith: Probably because we are royally screwed up in the head.
Derek: Yeah your probably right. By the way. The condom broke.

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Meredith: I... I can't. Christina's getting married. I have to go... to make sure she's getting married.
Derek: Meredith?
Meredith: I really need to make sure she gets down that aisle.
Derek:Meredith, the wedding's over, you need a new excuse to walk away.

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"So, i guess this means we're out of the glow-in-the-dark ones?"

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Derek: I have migraines and my stomach hasn't been the same the last couple days...i think its my intestines-

Meredith:OKAY?! Damnit I passed the freakin' test, will you just shut up? Seriously?

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Derek:"Do you ever feel like were being watched by millions of people?"
Meredith:"Yeah,That would explain the cameras and people following us everywhere."
Derek:"You meen were in like a T.V. show?"
Meredith:"wow."
Derek:"Well im not the one wearing nasal strips!"

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Derek: Oh boy, just look at us. No wonder we end up so often in the Caption Contest.

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Derek: Meredith, is that a leech on your nose?

Meredith: Seriously, Shut up! and tell me a McDreamy bed time story.




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