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Richard: It's okay Meredith, we just won't tell your mother about us...
Meredith: I am so going to hell for this.
Richard:( in a Darth Vader voice) Meredith... I am your father
Richard: "If it's not Derek and not your father then why are you so upset?"
Merideth: "I just finished reading 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.' Why is it all of the men in my life have to leave me? Even Harry???"
Richard: Why again are we hugging?
Meredith: Shut up, we're healing!
Sydney: Thats right Meredith heal with love.
May I call you 'mom'?
Richard: I know I'm a world-renowned surgeon but I know I'm not a lot of things you've gone for in the past. I know. But, I would never leave you. I would never hurt you. And I will never stop loving you. And just for the record... I like the glow-in-the-dark ones.
Meredith: Why do you always wear that purple shirt?
Richard: Why? Does it make me look aged and fat?
Meredith: Izzie won't stop baking muffins. She's making me fat so she can steal McDreamy. I can't... I just can't do this anymore... I want my McDreamy back.
Richard: I'll talk to Stephens about the muffins, and you talk some sense into Derek. There now. Hey, what if I eat the muffins instead? Adele has gone on a cooking strike.
Meredith: "I can´t breathe."
Chief: "I know things are hard for you right now- "
Meredith: No, seriously, I can´t breathe. You´re crushing me"
Richard: Don't worry, Meredith, he's gone now. Calm down, I'll make sure there're no more fights on set.
Meredith: "I already have a fake mommy, so... would you be my fake daddy? Please?"
Meredith: How much longer do I have to stay like this?
Chief: Just another minute and the glue should hold that button in place!
Richard : " So what if Burke's off...at least there's still one black man in the cast.
Meredith: "Yeah but what if someone hear's you calling George the "F" word??!!
Richard : " Don't worry Meredith..No one will know..I'm a master at keeping secrets. For example... you didn't know that I was actually your birth-father now...did you?
Meredith: My mommy's a filthy whore!
Richard(patting Meredith's back): I know Meredith, I know.
Richard: Meredith, I know that I had an affair with your mother and broke your parents marriage up. I know that I invited Addison here and destroyed your relationship with Derek. I'm pretty much responsible for how much your life sucks!
Meredith(sobbing): Seriously, You Mcbastard!!!
Meredith: What if she steals McDreamy?
Richard: Don't worry dear. I'm gonna work my ole' charm on her. It's why they call me...McChiefy
Meredith: You are just one of the many men...
Meredith:Chief, you can let go now, you detergent is making my eyes water.
Chief:What? Are you allergic to Febreze?
Meredith: Apparently GOD hates me.
Richard: No Meredith, GOD just wants you to learn that every disappointment will eventually turn out to be a blessing'.
Meredith: But for how long....
Richard: Patience dear, notting works like patience.
sorry. didn't realize the same entry had been submitted before mine.
"meredith...... i am your father."
Richard: Ellis never told you what happened to your father.
Meredith: She told me enough! She told me you drove him away.
Richard: No, Meredith... I am your father!
Meredith: No. It can't be. That's not true. That's impossible!
Richard: Search your feelings Mer... you know them to be true.
Meredith: Will you be my daddy?
MER: I hate reruns!
RICHARD: Yeah. Really sucks.
Richard: (thoughts) I never thought I'd have an affair with Ellis and then with her daughter 21 years later! How on earth will I tell Adele about THIS?
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