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my boy friend needs to pick up his dang cell phone

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Meredith was more than surprised to hear Dead Mommy's voice down the other end of the phone...

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Did you just call ME a WHORE?

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MEREDITH: And two fortune cookies. ... Make that one fortune cookie. Wait a minute. I hate Chinese food. I gotta lay off the tequila...

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Derek, you need to pick up the phone because there's a raging fire going on behind me. I think's it's Isaiah Washington's temper exploding about him being fired.

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Mer: Yeah, but I think we're totally over... Oh my gosh! There's a firemen breaking through my front door with an ax!

Firemen: Ma'am there seems to be a raging fire behind you.

Mer: There is? *looks behind her*

Firemen: We've been trying to get through, but the phones been busy for the past four hours.

Mer: Oh. Uh, Cristina, i'm gonna have to call you back.

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Ellen (faking her voice): Hi! this is a fan leaving a message for Shonda...PLEASE STOP THE GIZZIE THING...it's ruinning the show. Thank you.

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Derek, I'm sorry, but... you didn't win the Doctor with Best Hair award.

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whispering: "Do you like scary movies?"

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Meredith: Miss Cleo, you could have told me that my mother, my fake-mommy, and I were all going to die. And that my slut of a half-sister was going to hit on my boyfriend. What do I pay you 99 cents a minute for?

Miss Cleo: The cards never lie!




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