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Alex: Wait...you all heard this from Joe?
Men if I could just have you all step to the side. Ladies if you could just form a single file line outside of the on-call room that way everyone gets a fair share...Believe me, there is enough to go around.
Come on guys , I am NOT denying the evidence ! Stop looking at me like that ! Addison is a very beautiful woman but ...
Or maybe I am ... Crap , who am I kidding ?
Alex: "WOW! Dude, we gotta get Guiness over here, there's no way this isn't the world record for syph outbreak!"
WOW! Getting coffee was sooooo much easier! SERIOUSLY!
Alex: Dude... now THIS is the apocalypse.
Alex: "Ok, you've got the turkey on white with mayo, no onions, and you've got the pastrami on rye with the Thousand Island dressing on the side, and that's with chips, right? Man, it sucks to be the "get the lunch" dude. SERIOUSLY!"
Lady 1: Oooh, oooh! I saw him first!
Lady 2: No, I did! He's mine!
Guy 1: But I wanted him!
Alex: Man, I REALLY need to get out of here!
"Now it's time to get funky
To the right now, to the left
Take it back now ya'll
1 hop this time, 1 hop this time
Right foot 2 stomps, left foot 2 stomps
Slide to the left, slide to the right
Cha Cha real smooth"
Alex: So, you all think that I should hook up w/ Addison?
Alex: (gets out pager, paging Addison) OK, off to the on-call room
I'm sorry, this poll says I'm not the hottest intern. I know, I can't believe it either. There's nothing I can do about it!
*Thinking* I need a break from these people. I wonder if the on-call room is unoccupied.. dude i'm paging Addison.
Look, we're doing everything we can to get you information on your loved ones. But there are a lot of vitims, and your screaming attitudes are not going to give me the information any faster.
"What do you mean no getting psyical with patients?"
"A previous patient told us to ask you to the bathroom at Joes"
"Hey, we dont care about the syph"
"I wanna go to Joes Bathroom!"
I will give ALL of you some syph, just be patient and stand in line!!!
Alex: (hiding behind the desk and shouting) Welcome to Seatle Grace Hospital. If this is an emergency please press 1, if you are looking for loved ones that are not on the list, sit down and chill!!
Someone: Why did you cheat on Izzie?
S.o. else: Will ya do the same thing with Addison?
Alex: Calm down... no...er...
Dude, I totally agree with you... if Meredith kicks the bucket the show should definitely be called Karev's Anatomy and Addison can be my McHottie....
Wait... you're all waiting for Meredith?! I thought she was only into men...
I know! I can't believe it's not butter, either!
Alex: OKAY people, I'll go ask for Addison's hand now...
As far as I know, the wait for the next table is 45 minutes!
Alex: Ok, people. The test results are in. You all have the syph.
Oh come on people,you all want my number?
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