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I've been thinking a lot lately and I have discovered that success in life is often measured by 2 important factors; casting and the size of your rod

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Derek: Is that a ferry boat? I love ferry bo-
Burke & Chief: WE KNOW!

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Derek: "I read that George Clooney beat out Patrick Dempsey as People's Sexiest Man Alive. How can that be?"
Chief: "If you had seen 'Happy Together,' you'd vote for Clooney too."
Burke: "Or 'Some Girls,' that was another stinker." Derek: "But that is so pedestrian, common and cruel. Dempsey shouldn't be judged for the stinkers he's been in. Seriously, look at that hair. Wouldn't you vote him in as the sexiest man alive just for the hair?"

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Burke: "Okay, Derek, are you in or not? You need to decide. Ham or eggs?"
Chief: "I am getting hungry myself. All I've had are some cheese and crackers. Yea, Derek, decide ham or eggs?"
Derek: "Seriously, I came out here to fish. Fine then, you guys decide if its ham or eggs. It's trout for me--there will be no trout for you two."

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Derek: This is great! Listen.......isn't the sound of this water peaceful and relaxing?
Chief: Not really, all it does is make me want to take a wiz!
Burk: Ahhhhh, I beat you to it, Chief!

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Chief: "Look at us, first you show me how to sew on my buttons. Then we go off to be mountain men in the wild. We are men being men morons. We are not getting any sex, we need to be with our women and having some hot sex. Seriously!"

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Burke: "Seriously, Derek, I thought Meredith was the one, what do you need space for?
Chief: "Yea, Derek, I thought you were all mushy and warm and full of secret feelings for Meredith."
Derek: "No, I'm all mushy and warm and full of squishy feelings between my toes because there's a fish in my boot."

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Derek: Jeez, have you guys ever heard of the Great Outdoors? It's supposed to be McSilent!

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Seriously, the fish can hear you... You may want to take your brokeback convo elsewhere...

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burke : look how green and icky this water is it sick
cheif : the hotel is never going to let me back in smalling like this
derek: come on people be a man
cheif: i thought joe was the one that does men
derek: no i said BE MEN NOT DO MEN




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